0:00:00 | JCD: “I can’t believe that this thing doesn’t work for shit, no I’m not ready, I have to blow up my browser ‘cause this damn Twitter fucked me over.” |
0:00:40 | ACC’s producer-supplied replacement MIDI controller on the go |
0:02:16 | New Monsanto subsidiary icorn.com, 104.7-R Roundup-ready corn |
0:07:10 | White House Ministry of Truth propaganda minister Linda Douglass: “one of my jobs is to keep track of all the disinformation that’s out there about health insurance reform”, Obama plan to eliminate private insurance “nothing could be farther from the truth”, Obama video: “I don’t think we’re gonna be able to eliminate employer coverage immediately” |
0:12:07 | Orrin Hatch on Sonia Sotomayor’s position on private property vs eminent domain in Didden v. Village of Port Chester: “in other words, Mr. Didden should have sued over the taking of his property, before his property had been taken”, “once again Judge Sotomayor gave inadequate protection to a fundamental Constitutional right”; property ownership vs mineral rights |
0:16:46 | Cash for Clunkers Volvo engine destruction video, car dealers freaking out over government money drying up; recovery.gov Chairman’s Corner “let me be clear”, federalreporting.gov “citizen IGs”, Earl Devaney muckety.com connections map, redacted Smartronix PDFs, Devaney “anything goes at the highest levels of the Department of the Interior” quote |
0:29:26 | smallsteps.gov absurd “small steps toward better health”, “drink diet soda” |
0:34:57 | Current TV “dingbat” rescued from North Korea by Bill Clinton: “suddenly we were told that we were going to a meeting” with big sigh, “we could feel your love all the way in North Korea”, JCD: “I’m listening to this thinking is there any way we can send them back” |
0:41:45 | Shadow Puppet Theater: Business Software Alliance copyright lobbyist Neil MacBride for United States Attorney; Greta Van Susteren medley of Obama promising no tax increases, Tim Geithner: “we do not have a choice as a country”; Geithner “expletive-laced critique” of regulators; no warranty on recovery.gov; Cybersecurity Czar Melissa Hathaway resigning, Roosevelt-era “dictators”; Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein telling employees not to spend money so flamboyantly |
0:50:41 | And Now Back to Real News: Olbermann goes after Rupert Murdoch for shutting down Bill O’Reilly; smug Rachel Maddow’s dud interview with Nebraska restaurant owner |
0:59:48 | 2008 transfer of $18bn from Iran in cash and gold to Turkey and ultimately Obama’s bank account, possible coup in Saudi Arabia with Prince Bandar MIA; Erik Prince’s mercenaries at war with Muslims; Obama’s laundered campaign donations; courier Esmael Safarian-Nasab also involved in 1979 arms for hostages deal with Bush 41; JCD on Disney policy of firing employees who report colleagues |
1:07:16 | Obama being urged to more than double size of Afghan security forces; British up in arms over latest eight dead soldiers; whistleblower: bin Laden working for CIA before 9/11 |
1:10:06 | And Now Back to Real News: Chilean lake goes dry overnight, ACC: “a UFO sucked it out”; crop circles in Wiltshire, ACC gold bar crop circle challenge |
1:15:22 | Greece to vaccinate every citizen for H1N1; UK swine flu hotline misdiagnoses; kids supposedly sickened by Tamiflu, domestic production in Japan, Dutch celebrity on taking “vaccine” daily |
1:19:56 | YouTube takedowns on 6400 public domain C-SPAN videos; new Census questions about when people leave for work; new default Firefox “attack site” warning; Census flush toilet question |
1:33:50 | Three Gulfstream 550s in latest spending bill; Oakland gouging its residents to the tune of $2.5M for stopping at an unidentifiable bus stops |
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