0:00:00 | JCD: “You’re on a deserted island with one person, how good do you have to look, you should be naked half the time.” |
0:00:38 | ACC on “turn on the foam” running joke, Formentera’s indigenous “naked walkers”, Can Carlos restaurant and sea salt, hour-long upload |
0:04:24 | Lockerbie “bomber” released on compassionate grounds; Gaddafi’s yellow hat and jacket, meetings with Gordon Brown and Tony Blair; David Cameron waiting in the wings, “economic adviser” Eric Schmidt, promised “people in control of the government and not government in control of the people”, limo following bicycle, pest inspections for potted plants, “quango workers”; 120k stop-and-search incidents; QUANGO quasi-autonomous NGO |
0:15:40 | Israeli microbiologist Joseph Moshe interview by Project Camelot a day before arrest |
0:18:50 | And Now Back to Real News: Jessica Alba “you mean I made all these pancakes for nothing?” Jay Leno Show ad; Hyundai ad: “now it gives you something else: gas”; The Informant and price rigging; Paul Malignaggi after loss to Juan Díaz: “boxing is full of shit!”, “I got robbed” |
0:28:09 | Breast implants shrinking as economic indicator |
0:28:56 | Hamid Karzai claims victory immediately after election |
0:29:55 | And Now Back to Real News: Southwest Airlines passenger arrested for hitting fellow passenger and stripping naked; GoTopless Day for women’s equality, sex offender list for peeing in the park, JCD on pyramidal public urinals in Amsterdam |
0:35:17 | Obama in Montana dining on imported lobster; ACC’s “message from John C. Dvořák” alert; JCD: “Obama’s gonna get fat in that job”, golf swapped in for basketball |
0:38:14 | “Blue dog Democrat” Gene Taylor town hall standing ovation for voting no on healthcare bill |
0:42:29 | Recently-deceased 60 Minutes creator Don Hewitt to C-SPAN on James Carville fawning over Clintons; producer note on Obama’s Montana town hall, “cargo by the tons”, 900 tickets missing, SEIU arrest; ACC flooded with possibly illegal White House e-mail |
0:53:40 | abovetopsecret.com on Naval Space Command outed by British hacker, powering satellites via terrestrial laser, JCD on blowhard Naval officers; missing Arctic Sea ship; terrestrial vs nonterrestrial officers |
1:03:20 | Donation Segment: ringtone premium |
1:10:44 | Project Serpo extraterrestrial technology exchange program |
1:12:27 | Ben Bernanke potentially replaced with Larry Summers |
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