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1406 Birthing Comrade (2021-12-09)

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0:00:00JCD: “Mom, I need to get my shot!” (0:25:56)
0:00:36JCD on “gluten-free” A2 milk, impending milk and Weetabix shortages in Australia
0:03:33Moderna CEO channels Josef Mengele teasing three-dose omicron vaccine; Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla mentions in passing a lab-created “pseudovirus” identical to omicron, possible “specific against omicron variant vaccine”; South Korean news notes common cold mutation; condescending “pensive NPR” fear porn, Mary Louise Kelly “you said at least in sommme peopllle”, booster recommendation based on studies of “a hundred people in total”, “the headlines about omicron have been… have been scary!” lie, “get a booster now while it’s available” promotion from Joe Palca; Tacoma-Pierce County “can I please get my shot?” propaganda
0:26:00Jimmy Fallon It Was A (Masked Christmas) Pfizer propaganda video, JCD recalls failure of two-shot swine flu vaccine from 2009; Amy Goodman notes omicron as $10bn windfall for shareholders; “post-pandemic stress disorder” the latest scapegoat; Pfizer & Bristol Myers Squibb PSAs on dangers of atrial fibrillation and deep-vein thrombosis; CDC all-in on universal PrEP; Prof. Norman Fenton on statistical shenanigans with post-vaccination deaths; Air Line Pilots Association full-page in memoriam; German “don’t buy from the unvaccinated” graffiti
0:43:13German MEP Christine Anderson: “will you tell them you were just following orders?”; Queensland “reopens” with new restrictions, ACC on his sisters as vaccine elites; Ursula von der Leyen rolls out HERA Health Emergency preparedness and Response Authority
0:56:07Idiotic NPR story on “pieces of omicron” in wastewater “gooey black sludge”, JCD: “sampling individual houses” with Dutch toilets; anti-COVID chewing gum, ACC: “Juicymectin” possibly tobacco-based; Downing Street Christmas party scandal, ACC: “total hit job”
1:08:36Nolechek’s Meats vs USDA makes it to Fox News; ACC’s subscription to food processing industry magazine, Bloomberg all-in on eating maggots, Australia facing urea crisis, “pink slime” revisited; JCD 3x3 fail, Strahan in Space, a weepy Hillary reads 2016 victory speech
1:22:27Producer Segment: Trump’s Mastodon-powered Truth Social; Value For Value book
1:59:52ACC’s continuing battle with the Twitter imposter; CNN in talks for acquisition by Discovery, John Malone reflects on what it would be like to “actually have journalists”, ACC: “I think goodbye Don Lemon”, Jake Tapper lobs rhetorical grenades at Hollywood’s China complicity
2:08:00Two “Maxwell Gilaine” trial Twitter accounts go dark, ACC: “she was blackmailing Epstein”
2:10:39Chinese lunar rover spots moon base “mystery hut”; NPR on Facebook spook “whistleblower” Frances Haugen’s call for government regulation over social media; ACC predicts victimhood as primary draw of Metaverse, major outage for AWS
2:17:17NPR on pointless “boycott” of Beijing Olympics; Larry Kudlow on Chinese aggression toward Taiwan as US is distracted with Ukraine; Putin puts Biden in the live TV spotlight, the return of Victoria “fuck the EU” Nuland, JCD “whores” theory; top Indian general killed in helicopter crash shortly after announcement of Russia-India military partnership
2:29:08Seattle courthouse vandalism and nearby homeless encampment; thieves now using Apple AirTags to track well-heeled robbery candidates; two Nordstrom robbery suspects released “by mistake”; Oakland students phasing out D and F grades to “learn from their mistakes”; the struggle to rebalance San Fransisco’s Millennium “Tower of Doom”
2:44:05Donation Segment: douchebag callout for Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers
2:59:07“Where did this come from, some kook?” iso; Kamala Harris blathers about her Maternal Health Day of Action, JCD: “birthing comrade”; researchers conclude cats are psychopaths