0:00:00 | JCD: “I denounce you!” (1:08:04) |
0:01:45 | Clarence Thomas absent from State of the Union speech; Rep. John Thune to Greta Van Susteren on repeat of last year’s speech, “wine salesman” 2035 electric car promises; no clapping by Joint Chiefs, adulation for sneaky “starting this year no American will be forbidden from serving the country they love because of who they love”; Sarah Palin: “tough speech to … try to stomach”, WTF “winning the future” meme; George Stephanopoulos lying about applause volume; top-ranked “our” and “new”, missing “green” and “climate”; news anchor meetings |
0:18:54 | Bat Signal Mac app; Ron Paul lists federal departments to shut down along with Federal Reserve; Nancy Pelosi clone Australian PM Julia Gillard proposes “one-time flood levy” |
0:25:37 | Producer Segment: “we throw in the penny” sound effect; JCD “Massachusnuts” |
0:35:21 | Explosion at World Economic Forum hotel in Davos Switzerland; Dugway Proving Ground locked down after disappearance of nerve agent, conspiracy sites linking to Stargate gamma ray bursts and GPS NOTAM; Virus X straight-to-DVD film and Hawaii Five-O ARkStorm |
0:40:13 | Egypt #Jan25 riots, Hillary Clinton calls for unblocked social media, Egypt-China oil refinery deal screwing India, predicts rise of Mubarak’s investment banker son; Marc Rich’s Glencore PLC IPO; Tunisia credited with Egyptian unrest; Nigerian pirates attack Greek cargo ship |
0:52:14 | 33 in the headlines: H.R.333 Disabled Veterans Tax Termination Act, four sketchy companies with 33% revenue increases, Demand Media link farm and eHow scam; JCD on Rubicon codes |
0:58:18 | National Terror Advisory System to replace perpetual orange; Phil Mocek acquitted of refusing to provide TSA with identification; YouTube history series on family “denunciation” to Gestapo for crime of “not fitting in”; ACC’s new show notes/prep system with e-mail input |
1:10:45 | Donation Segment: proposal for carbon credits from napping |
1:26:02 | ABC’s Sam Champion on Arctic air “seeping down”, refrigerator door analogy, “it may have to do with the melting of the Arctic ice sheet”; NASA Climate Kids disgruntled polar bear cartoon, AP report on warming Arctic Ocean from 1922; Just Take Your Meds jingle; BBC Horizon “Science Under Attack”; CDC telephone survey asking about children in household |
1:37:54 | College students “vodka eyeballing”, JCD: “this is bullcrap!” like shaving with butter; douchebag GE “ecomagination”; ACC “nap for humanity”; “before it’s a crime, it’s precrime!” |
1:41:04 | Local news “disappearance of Deborah Shit… Schmidt” blooper; attempt to corner European cocoa market and Côte d’Ivoire President Alassane Ouattara’s export ban; indigenous Bolivian “coca chewing protest” against international ban, JCD story: using coca leaves in the Andes for altitude sickness, “rocketing past” younger climbers; opium for breakfast in Afghanistan |
1:47:36 | Rahm Emanuel’s magical appearance on Chicago ballot; new TV show Chicago Code |
1:49:50 | And Now Back to Real News: Oprah’s half-sister appears in time for new network promotion; no meat in Taco Bell tacos, JCD: “these agencies are useless!” (JCDPPotD) |
1:53:34 | Petaling Jaya medical research institute releases 6k GMO mosquitoes to study dengue fever, “it does not matter whether the public likes it or not”; bath salts now a felony in Florida; producer feedback on sodium, Ohio switching to veterinary drug for lethal injection; Oakland protests over cops allowed to “arrest gang members involved in any type of illegal activity” |
2:03:10 | British police outside clubs scanning for drug traces; Norwegian account-hacking bloggers, new mega-city in China, ACC’s friend Eli Roth filming in China, Moscow Airport bomb, Danish government raising retirement age to 71; ACC’s credit report with “evil Adam Curry” |
2:14:09 | British Columbia earthquake, FEMA prepackaged meals; I’m a Denier end-of-show song |
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