0:00:00 | JCD: “The worm came out of his nose!” (2:24:49) |
0:00:36 | JCD’s bag of sorghum; ACC at Schiphol Airport hotel, “it’s like living at the mall”, awakened by pilot announcing early arrival, power supply MacGyvered out of nine-volt batteries |
0:06:19 | World Economic Forum dominating news, European fist emoji; Italian PM: “we are a very, very stable country”, Silvio Berlusconi “the man who can save Italy from populism~”; Theresa May’s German skills; Turks clash with Kurds in Düsseldorf; Poles irked at Tusk and Timmermans; Valdis Dombrovskis on regulating Bitcoin for “less anonymity and more traceability” |
0:16:12 | CoinMarketCap havoc due to missing Korean data; Marc Benioff compares Facebook to tobacco, JCD irked with KPIX “Fake News Awards” whipsaw and six distinct stories; Facebook pushing “high quality” news sources, ACC’s YouTube “strike” for bare-butt CVC baby photo |
0:28:47 | Schiff and Feinstein demanding answers about Russian bots in “release the memo” campaign |
0:36:39 | Rep. John Ratcliffe on FBI “secret society” messages; JFK on dangers of “official censorship and concealment”; Joe DiGenova on “brazen plot to illegally exonerate Hillary Clinton”, disappearing text messages; Hillary’s “hang from the same noose” and Ezra Klein’s JournoList |
0:48:56 | KPIX “third mayorrr” iso; ABC vs CBS on Trump’s willingness to be interviewed by Robert Mueller; CNN on efforts to declassify “the memo”, cyber sound effects, “I, Donald John Trump” whipsaw, Russians at inauguration “getting close enough to shake the President’s hand”, JCD: “they were the only ones there, apparently” |
0:57:03 | ABC “dreamers need not worry” lie with Trump “we love the dreamers” whipsaw |
1:00:14 | Producer Segment |
1:06:12 | Democrats “caved” compilation; Schumer’s unsuccessful bid for “Trump shutdown” meme; ABC February 8 DACA “looming deadline” lie, actual expiration in March; Andrew Napolitano on California proposal registering illegal aliens to vote in local elections, JCD on problem of Real ID compliance; racist and merit-based diversity lottery excluding Canada |
1:22:27 | Dan Rather’s gig with The Young Turks on YouTube, ACC: “that’s worse than podcasting”, JCD on single stations calling themselves “networks”; Jimmy Fallon “This Week in Words” |
1:27:20 | Scientific American on cholesterol drugs and memory, JCD on oversized rotation list |
1:31:31 | Hawaii Governor claims he couldn’t remember Twitter password; producer note on FEMA password incompetence; potential CNN joker on site; bogus tsunami warning off Alaskan coast with eight-inch wave, “oh my gosh it’s an earthquake” footage, militaristic “not a drill” |
1:42:45 | NPR on Oscar-nominated Get Out’s “incredibly heroic” TSA agent |
1:48:45 | Durham University researchers blame global warming for shrinking goats |
1:49:03 | Michigan State University billing victims of Dr. Larry Nassar, JCD on resentful female staff; The View rakes Megyn Kelly over the coals for Jane Fonda and Vietnam comments, “Jane should have just said to her, and how much work have you had, bitch?” (CotD) |
2:01:33 | Newscaster’s “Vladimir Pyootin” associating Putin with Rasputin |
2:02:43 | Donation Segment: ACC on baby-toting man at airport, JCD “local lesbians and their man” |
2:12:47 | US poised to lead world in oil production, Russia financing anti-fracking operaions; British comedy The Death of Stalin; no Oscar for Christopher Plummer, boring SAG-AFTRA |
2:20:04 | JCD recommends salmon marinated in sake-kasu to avoid sushi worms, nose worm meta-story |
2:25:07 | Capetown water crisis debunked; millennial savings up, ACC: “too bad it’s all in Bitcoin” |
2:29:34 | Rex Tillerson: Syria “has empowered groups that kill American soldiers such as al-Qaeda” |
2:33:57 | NBC on DPRK missile reaching “all the way down to Mar-a-Lago”; Olympic torch progress |
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