| 0:00:00 | No Agenda Countdown | 
| 0:02:22 | Nonexistent “lost” Episode 22, “controversial” Show 100, Bob Dylan dvorak.org/najingle from Geoff Smith; ACC in Amsterdam; Susan Boyle loses Britain’s Got Talent, “360 deal” recording contract indentured servitude, JCD on “dummy contracts” in book business | 
| 0:12:55 | ACC’s legal action with gossip paper over CC licensed “dope-smoking” aviation photo | 
| 0:18:39 | Bush Library raises $100M in 100 days, ACC: “is this going to be made of gold?”, delays in Clinton Library fundraising, JCD: Bush Library to contain “comic books”; Obama fundraising dinner, donation request e-mails | 
| 0:21:55 | Silvio Berlusconi’s New Year’s party for 50 young women; Obama administration demands reversal of Humboldt County California measures to prevent military recruiters to contact minors, ACC: “hey kids, you get an armband just for showing up to the rally!” | 
| 0:24:58 | UK demand for squirrel pie on the rise; JCD blames sous-vide technique for recent food poisoning death; Schwabe’s Unmentionable Cuisine, I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here witchetty grub eating, breast milk and fork-holding controversies; ACC on eating at College Hotel in Amsterdam with first-year hospitality students; first mention of Ms. Micky; HEMA department store underwear | 
| 0:40:23 | Man arrested in Seattle for zombie costume and fake machine gun; fuss over CVC’s boyfriend Dexter leaving bag unattended; eight-year terrorism cycle; New Zealand parrot steals passport | 
| 0:44:14 | And Now Back to real News: Arkansas murderers escape prison in guard uniforms made there | 
| 0:45:29 | Robert Gibbs insults British press over suppressed Iraqi sexual torture photos | 
| 0:46:31 | Squirrel stealing American flags from Port Huron MI cemetery | 
| 0:47:01 | US money-printing and $100bn for IMF, rising unemployment, JCD: “business cycle”; JCD on “petite male” Robert Reich, “novelty fuck”; Russian scientist: Tunguska event was UFO ramming meteor to save earth | 
| 0:54:41 | The Guardian on UN “flood of drugs” in Afghanistan to devalue it | 
| 0:58:21 | Man crashes pickup truck after swerving to avoid squirrel, JCD: “the automatic reaction I have is to gun it”; pest control company owner charged with animal cruelty for trapped squirrel | 
| 1:00:30 | ACC on “all the high but none of the death” e-cigarettes; Russian airline passengers film UFO; producer note on e-cigarette propylene glycol, ACC on crappy commercial tobacco | 
| 1:05:59 | Donation Segment: HEMA embroidered Knight underwear; layaway program | 
| 1:11:06 | Police advised of injured squirrel on 500 block of 7th Street; No Agenda mutual fund | 
| 1:12:54 | Outro: JCD & Horowitz all-in on ETFs; Russians subsisting on spoiled food; prototype noagenda.squarespace.com |