0:00:00 | JCD: “Citizens of the glooobe, the earth is my home, I live on earth!” (1:36:23) |
0:00:35 | JCD’s 66th birthday bongo for Dvorak beat poetry ensemble; Melissa Tallon birthday song |
0:04:05 | Nasim Aghdam YouTube shooting: New York Times Dutch English voiceover; boots on the ground report on lax security; Zombie Goes Boom and other channels demonetized; MSNBC flat-footed; YouTube increasing security, “gun range (s)he visited”; “followers on Insta” |
0:20:38 | Aghdam’s 9/11 pilot’s license; “no gun skills”; animal rights violence; Michael Moore Bowling for Columbine rant; MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace “control room? not gunshots?” over Coke can |
0:31:06 | David Hogg responds to Bill O’Reilly’s “shadowy figures”: “I’m pretty well lit”; I Don’t Like YouTube song; Elon Musk’s bankruptcy April Fools’ joke; famous JCD jokes: Patrick Leahy drunk surfing bill and “Gateway City”, writer Lirpa Sloof; 23AndMe/Lexus joke with driver licking steering wheel; JCD’s slightly edited clip of ACC raving about Tesla |
0:42:32 | Deerfield IL AWB; Miriam Webster “assault rifle”; March For Our Lives advance booking |
0:47:05 | Spotify pseudo-IPO, ACC turns down CNBC, JCD skit “well I think what we should be talking about is Michael Jackson being murdered”, artists “raped twice” by Spotify |
0:51:40 | Trump follows long presidential tradition of putting National Guard on border; ABC on “stunning” announcement that “comes as sources say … Robert Mueller told the President’s legal team in recent weeks that he was under investigation”, ACC: “brazen!” (BCotD); DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen’s expert question avoidance, “as you know” microaggression |
1:01:58 | ACC on Jesus Christ Superstar Live with Alice Cooper and John Legend |
1:03:22 | Producer Segment: ACC on Dutch bathroom calendars “Dutch Facebag” |
1:10:47 | ACC OTG: Purism Librem 5 phone and revitalized pager network, mystified by Nest app “a client has been updated” message; Washington D.C. mystery Stingray devices; Grindr to stop sharing HIV data; UK government getting immigration information from NHS |
1:20:16 | Mark Zuckerberg to “hero of the LibJoes” Ezra Klein on using “new tools” in Alabama special election, “I think we felt a lot better about the result there”, “Stockholm syndrome” to premium services, Myanmar intervention, millennials “identify as a citizen of the world” |
1:39:16 | NBC “top story”: Mr. Zuckerberg goes to Washington; Tennessee House debate on fraternity hazing bill: “I’m reading right here The Onion”; amateur radio POCSAG pager mesh network |
1:47:48 | Chicago deaths from rat poison marijuana, Ebola-like bleeding; FDA kratom salmonella fearmongering; medical marijuana impacting opioid abuse; hospital deaths from opioids and sleep apnea; Porton Down unable to identify Novichok, reports of Skripals eating Salisbury fugu |
1:57:41 | NBC Trump-needling over Baltics, fake news “glaring moment”, Alex van der Zwaan sentenced |
2:00:56 | Wondery podcast network raises $5M, Gimlet Media’ Alex Bloomberg to Slate on “future of the medium”: “you have to retrain the audience”; Jen Briney and “master class” idea |
2:11:28 | Donation Segment: Skripal family ages 66 and 33 |
2:24:48 | Historical Census questions, “how many idiotic or insane whites” |
2:27:37 | Columbus LGBTQ domestic violence program, “the dynamic of same-gender couples is much different than heterosexuals”; George Washington University takes on “Christian privilege” |
2:33:01 | Conan O’Brien “you don’t need us to tell you that gas prices are back on the rise” compilation, CNN Newsource Sinclair response compilation; Lester Holt drowned out by MLK speaker |
2:39:32 | Google AI head steps down; Chelsea Manning on choosing Washington Post; Delta Airlines customer payment breach, TtK’s LifeLock single point of failure; 44 Democrats waived background checks for Awan Brothers, Donna Brazile feigns ignorance to Maria Bartiromo |
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