| 0:00:00 | JCD: “Uhhh, okay, stupid, uhhh, orange man bad!” ( 1:07:37) | 
| 0:00:36 | ACC’s hearing aid firmware update; goat neck pot pie with iTunes crew, “no hate speech” tip | 
| 0:07:27 | MEP Marcel de Graaff: Marrakesh Treaty implementation to criminalize criticism of migration, JCD: “this is The Onion!”; JCD’s 2015 Jeb Bush prediction revisited, JCD: “blow me!” | 
| 0:13:27 | DOS Dvorak on Typing computer audio “I… T… M!”, ACC: “all right, that’s our show!” | 
| 0:15:15 | Former Border Patrol’s Ronald Colburn’s description of tear gas fired at “mothers and children” on US-Mexico border: “you could actually put it on your nachos and eat it”; Dana Frank on 2009 coup against Honduran President Manuel Zelaya orchestrated by Hillary Clinton | 
| 0:25:58 | MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle irked by “majority are actually men” in caravan; unglued Geraldo Rivera: “they wanna wash dishes in the restaurants, they wanna deliver the pizzas!” | 
| 0:33:03 | News Sniffer reveals The Guardian walking back article on secret Manafort-Assange meetings | 
| 0:42:14 | Trump’s answers for Mueller leaked to CNN by “sources familiar with this matter” | 
| 0:45:25 | Democracy Now on Russian capture of Ukrainian naval vessels in “illegally annexed” Crimea, President Poroshenko frets about “full-fledged war”; PBS on Putin’s election stunt theory; Radio Ukraine International on shared waters in Kerch Strait; bridge attack theory | 
| 0:52:27 | Democracy Now lists global warming effects including “droughts, floods”; Al Gore’s upcoming “24 Hours of Reality”; ageist BBC on Trump’s nostalgia, “no serious scientific opposition”; 1989 report predicting doom by 2000; France closing 14 nuclear reactors by 2035 | 
| 1:00:52 | Producer Segment: ACC’s simulated universe theory revisited | 
| 1:10:45 | Yale study: white liberals talk down to minorities; Connecticut parents “shocked and driven to tears” over school lunch room ban; racist black Florida police chief framing black suspects; Australian bill enumerates 33 gender labels; British Film Institute bans scarred villains | 
| 1:16:49 | Amy Goodman: “senior advisner” Jared Kushner awarded Mexico’s Aztec Eagle | 
| 1:20:58 | Miami Herald exposé on Jeffrey Epstein case; The Lost Boys of Bird Island author suicided days after publication; Jerome Corsi being badgered by Robert Mueller’s minions | 
| 1:29:38 | Helmetless Bird scooter riders ending up in emergency rooms, owners absolved via EULA; Apple’s “booby trapped” products preventing DIY repair; ACC’s Bird-riding panhandler | 
| 1:36:01 | Australia’s “extreme fire and extreme rainfall”; JCD’s “stike and shrimp” | 
| 1:37:39 | Mark Zuckerberg minion testifies before UK Parliament, possible publication of leaked internal documents; Jesse Hirsh: “why does CBC trust Facebook?”; JCD on idiotic San Francisco Chronicle laughing in Craig Newmark’s face; DoJ unseals charges against online advertising fraud operation; proposed removal of Zuckerberg name from San Francisco General Hospital | 
| 1:46:35 | Chinese scientist uses CRISPR to create AIDS-proof infants; JCD’s cloned dog in Korea | 
| 1:47:58 | John Bolton explains why there’s no reason at all to listen to Khashoggi tape; Rep. Adam Schiff on Trump as lackey of Mr. Bone Saw as well as Putin, duty of Congress to “truth tell” | 
| 1:54:22 | “Drenk, uh, Jenk” Uygur scolds befuddled Brian Stelter for ignoring Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez | 
| 2:00:30 | Donation Segment | 
| 2:13:54 | New amateur radio digital mode FT-8; possible Six-Week Cycle false alarm at Walter Reed | 
| 2:20:26 | Congo testing four experimental ebola drugs; excised chapters from Malcolm X autobiography | 
| 2:26:13 | New York Times “The Insect Apocalypse Is Here” vs “food of the future” meme | 
| 2:27:26 | Crashed Lion Air Boeing 737 Max “not airworthy”; job interview robot “Vera”; Amazon harvesting data from medical records; AWS Ground Station stockpiling satellite data | 
| 2:41:50 | Millennials all-in on Canadian ice cider, ACC: “this is an exit strategy” |