| 0:00:34 | “Nil from Buzzkill” weather report; intro to JCD story compilation by Sir Ruppenwaffles | 
| 0:02:07 | JCD story compilation project proposal, massive bruise from shooting elephant gun ( 788@2:46:18) | 
| 0:05:29 | “I took my motorcycle up to Tahoe” to see B.B. King, gorgeous hitchhiker repulsed by hypothermic babbling ( 672@1:45:33) | 
| 0:08:23 | Abolitionist Cassius Clay’s mansion with personal self-defense cannon ( 1@0:09:59) | 
| 0:09:58 | Planted screamer at Led Zeppelin concert ( 7@0:11:39) | 
| 0:11:22 | 1920s book plugging vasectomy for a youthful look ( 23@1:03:02) | 
| 0:13:36 | Dutch name butchery compilation | 
| 0:16:01 | Lisa Monaco’s porn name, “give it up for Raven!” ( 555@1:30:20) | 
| 0:17:30 | “Straight from Receda, here she is, Raven, give it up!” ( 558@1:53:12) | 
| 0:18:01 | Club 33 “oh my Sharona” ( 569@2:05:11) | 
| 0:19:29 | White wine vinegar with tarragon ( 8@0:51:04) | 
| 0:20:13 | PG Tips and British tea deals, complex history of Boston Tea Party ( 4@0:02:53) | 
| 0:21:15 | Kicked out of MIT Media Lab by Marvin Minsky ( 1166@0:16:05) | 
| 0:23:54 | JCD runs into former booker at Ritz Carlton ( 7@0:04:55) | 
| 0:25:36 | Female CEOs like Carly Fiorina using “by and large” ( 8@0:01:52) | 
| 0:26:54 | Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens “running and running” review ( 785@0:25:41) | 
| 0:31:59 | whoa whoa whoa JCD eats a “giant locust” corn nut | 
| 0:33:41 | Dirty Thirties: “Roscoe” = firearm ( 1028@2:31:30) | 
| 0:39:16 | Choosing black checkers at Target, clueless Chinese student’s card reader struggle (784:2:11:51) | 
| 0:42:16 | “Pest” bald eagles and seagull-eating golden eagle ( 738@2:24:18) | 
| 0:44:49 | Video Poker Tutor software ( 12@0:01:54) | 
| 0:46:38 | Mimi’s visit with dogs and “dry goods” after 15 hours of No Agenda ( 880@1:06:45) | 
| 0:49:18 | Airline nut-fisting and giant backpack pet peeves ( 722@0:00:48) | 
| 0:52:42 | Donation Segment | 
| 0:55:17 | Nut-fisting porn ( 903@2:12:13) | 
| 0:56:58 | Argentine ants in California ( 23@0:55:32) | 
| 0:59:24 | Shantytown checklist ( 1170@2:27:03) | 
| 1:04:04 | Microsoft’s hooker account during the 1980s ( 1164@0:35:02) | 
| 1:07:14 | Chili-eating challenge at Brazilian churrascaria ( 11@0:07:21) | 
| 1:11:14 | The Site with Soledad O’Brien dumped by MSNBC in favor of 24/7 Princess Diana coverage ( 5@0:06:40) | 
| 1:14:17 | Design plans for The Homelessness Experience at Walt Disney World ( 1169@0:58:13) | 
| 1:17:09 | Best of Show with Fred Willard, handicapped skateboarder joke ( 9@0:46:28) | 
| 1:19:00 | JCD’s Comcast “worse than ISIS” squirrel woes fixed ( 695@0:01:24) | 
| 1:21:23 | “A4 paper is ugly!” ( 615@2:11:21) | 
| 1:22:49 | “A4 is tall and thin like Adam, not fat and chubby like John!” | 
| 1:23:21 | Norman Lear’s evil Republican Archie Bunker ( 880@0:50:35) | 
| 1:28:23 | ShellCast taco podcast skit ( 1166@2:24:03) | 
| 1:30:39 | The Dirty Thirties jingle with ACC the carnival barker, “Chicago typewriter” & “cinder dick” ( 1031@1:27:57) | 
| 1:35:58 | “Nerd” traced to If I Ran the Zoo by Dr. Seuss ( 203@0:02:49) | 
| 1:38:03 | Cynical character at party calling out Silicon Valley as scam ( 7@0:27:00) | 
| 1:39:09 | Columbus police entrap firefighter with topless sunbather in park, 300 arrests by transit police leaving valuables in stations ( 10@0:13:42) | 
| 1:42:14 | How to vandalize a Ring doorbell ( 1168@1:50:27) | 
| 1:46:31 | ACC’s Shark Tank invitation; reality show “that person is…” commercial breaks ( 960@1:36:00) | 
| 1:49:49 | Song from talentless mockingbird on chimney ( 704@2:48:26) | 
| 1:52:27 | Laundry detergent tip: “always get the liquid” ( 886@2:42:24) | 
| 1:55:56 | Throwing toilet paper rolls at model UN conference ( 1162@0:51:13) | 
| 1:58:12 | Sales pitch for $500 car wax job ( 1162@0:58:52) | 
| 2:02:08 | Danni’s Hard Drive ( 2@0:19:40) | 
| 2:02:53 | Infused bison grass and hot pepper vodkas, Kirkland = Grey Goose ( 863@2:55:19) | 
| 2:05:27 | International Geophysical Year and plate tectonics of South America and Africa ( 1168@0:12:20) | 
| 2:07:14 | ACC: “40 minutes is pretty much the max” ( 1@0:36:36) | 
| 2:07:42 | Outro |