0:00:00 | ACC: “Hey, I had my underpants on, and it was an old lady!” (0:46:40) |
0:00:33 | Coronavirus-laden Chiners at a safe distance from JCD, Sir Chris My Corona jingle; ABC on surgical mask shortages precipitated by two cases; The Common Sense Show host Dave Hodges “allowed” to report FEMA preparation for martial law; ACC music bed for ABC report on China racing to build two hospitals within two weeks, 50M people under travel ban; PBS on Lunar New Year cancellation, flu and other infections “much much bigger threat”; The No Agenda Swine Flu Minute jingle, “R-naught” virulence measure; CNA TV on potential economic impact on Wuhan global hub; Trump’s ability to torpedo first phase of trade deal |
0:17:09 | Trump to CNBC at Davos: “totally under control” thanks to his buddy Xi Jinping; virus’ potential predilection for Chinese and Ashkenazi Jew DNA, genome’s 33-adenine magic number suffix, Mimi channeling JCD’s mother by advocating surgical mask stockpile |
0:25:04 | Trump to CNBC on the reasons 2% GDP growth could have been 4%; JCD not anticipating a correction in the markets; Trump comments on negative interest rates “in a positive way”, strong dollar vs manufacturing, plan to “refinance the debt and pay off the debt” |
0:38:56 | JCD LibJoes propagating alternet.org theory of Republicans headed for jail; Slate Trumpcast assigns Trump to “the Mt. Rushmore of evil American men” with Simpson, Epstein, and Weinstein; ABC overview of Trump defense; Jeffrey Toobin gripes about “pale male” defense team; prematurely grey Sen. Joni Ernst; Rep. Elise Stefanik points out hypocrisy of “three of the Democratic house managers voted no … to the US providing defensive security assistance to Ukraine — those members are Jerry Nadler, Zoe Lofgren, and Hakeem Jeffries” (CotD) |
0:52:24 | JCD on lack of extradition treaty with “ally” Ukraine; Victoria Nuland’s 2014 “fuck the EU” regime change phone call revisited; Rep. Devin Nunes to Fox News on “den of thieves” National Security Council composed of “hundreds and hundreds of people” who formerly worked for Obama; Office of Net Assessment whistleblower to One America News on its role as “slush fund for politically-connected contractors”; ABC dramatizes tape of Trump telling Lev Parnas “take her out” referring to Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch; Parnas “the new Avenatti” |
1:16:00 | George Webb connects DIA Afghanistan-Pakistan Center of Excellence with Parnas, Awan Brothers, and Peter Strzok; ABC on likelihood of Mitt Romney supporting witness testimony |
1:22:19 | Producer Segment: Katie Sowers and Super Bowl; Fast Enough wins Cal Cup Derby |
1:46:33 | Doomsday Clock at 100 seconds to midnight over “failure to address climate change”, Bulletin of Atomic Scientists chair Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown compares himself to Biblical prophet |
1:49:49 | Spike Jones earworm Der Fuehrer’s Face; millennials unamused by Jojo Rabbit |
1:52:17 | British lab recreates unimpressive vocalization from 3,000-year-old Egyptian mummy |
1:53:41 | Goldman Sachs to combat “all pale, all male” boards by requiring token minorities |
1:56:34 | Tim Robbins to Democracy Now on media ignoring California Bernie Sanders rally attended by 25,000; social media furor over Joe Rogan’s Bernie endorsement; Morning Joe and Jimmy Kimmel react to lame Bill Kristol “at least it’s an improvement” ad for Mike Pence |
2:10:24 | ACC OTG: creepy “you’re being profiled” ad, JCD on former holy grail “customized news”; Scott Adams relatively un-outraged by Clearview AI’s profile scraping, ACC’s 15 minutes of anonymity; “digital detox” phone Envelope, creepy Show and Tell feature for Amazon Echo |
2:21:28 | Donation Segment: JCD all-in on The Morning Show with Jennifer Aniston |
2:44:09 | NYC to outlaw cashless retail stores as discriminatory against homeless and illegal aliens |
2:48:38 | Kobe Bryant dead in helicopter crash; the late Jim Lehrer’s obsolete ethical journalism rules |
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