Full PDF1337 Adam’s Storytime (2021-04-11)
0:00:32 | “Happy Leet” for companion piece to Show 1201 John’s Story Time from December 2019 |
0:03:06 | ACC envisions reverse-chronological snippet stream (10@0:31:14) |
0:05:23 | 52 US states asserted by Dutch school teacher (1094@0:43:50) |
0:07:06 | Sire Records’ Seymour Stein’s ex-wife Linda bludgeoned to death in New York City (2@0:27:28) |
0:10:23 | Doc McGhee’s anti-drug concerts with incontinent Ozzy Osbourne (218@0:39:39) |
0:12:49 | Tom Brokaw’s multitasking prowess with Bill Clinton at MSNBC launch (104@0:52:31) |
0:15:38 | Car race against Donny Osmond at Denver celebrity event (4@0:28:55) |
0:17:17 | French kissing on the wane among UK boys (30@0:52:32) |
0:18:52 | John de Mol’s Golden Cage “mood tape” precursor to Big Brother (30@0:59:47) |
0:20:56 | “Lost mate!” hearing aid takes nose dive into recycling chute, (1048@1:09:10) |
0:27:15 | Running out of gas in Lincoln Tunnel in 1982 Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow (386@0:47:27) |
0:29:35 | Invited to smoke opium by hot lawsuit shark Kleiner Perkins receptionist (699@1:53:40) |
0:32:02 | Dramatic reactions to early career joke about Jews in the media |
0:34:51 | Comic Strip Blogger’s war with Nokia, PowerPoint “P.S. fuck you Adam Curry” (6@0:25:27) |
0:38:38 | Former chief of Dutch Central Bank likens Bitcoin to tulip-mania (571@1:41:57) |
0:45:01 | Hard landing with Ray Lane due to jammed brake at Tesla Motors event (351@1:11:36) |
0:48:05 | Invention of podcasting in 2000 with slow but always-connected cable modems (1045@1:51:38) |
0:51:23 | Donation Segment |
0:53:12 | ACC OTG: producer snared by “hey Google, look up some butt porn” (1183:@1:34:58) |
0:54:57 | Driving “one of the stupidest things ever invented” Tesla to College Station (1019@0:00:54) |
1:05:10 | Tesla autopilot “blew my mind!” (911@0:05:322) |
1:06:09 | Adam’s Family 2002 reality show and the magic of editing (4@0:37:04) |
1:07:13 | Nothing made in Holland any more, “I want my bicycle back” jokes about Germany (20@0:16:10) |
1:10:41 | 1953 Latour plan torpedoed at Cliveden House (10@0:00:59) |
1:13:53 | Turning fellow WITB DJ L.T. into a lesbian (89@0:02:58) |
1:15:29 | Armed IRS goons at Mevio, IRS looking for John Dvorak in Kansas (398@1:05:56) |
1:19:50 | How MTV’s Kennedy “broke my ass” with a Jet Ski (910@2:08:47) |
1:20:52 | CVC’s 2013 Jungle VIPs fake Namibian tribe debacle, “Seal Team 33” (853@1:04:43) |
1:22:54 | Shitstorm over Madonna “not that nice” comment in TV Guide interview (992@1:38:13) |
1:25:03 | Opera singer Tony Henry’s Croation anthem “my penis is a mountain” botch (5@0:19:50) |
1:26:02 | Narrow escape from Adam the Giraffe at Amsterdam Zoo, “you are about to die” (495@2:32:13) |
1:28:10 | TED mashers and Gene Simmons “who do I have to blow” at MTV (983@0:31:33) |
1:30:26 | Drinking massive amounts of PG Tips tea British-style (4@0:01:22) |
1:31:27 | CVC’s rationed dislocated knee MRI under NHS (1159@1:37:21) |
1:32:56 | Meeting Prince at party in Minneapolis shooting Sam Goody ad (819@0:09:45) |
1:34:49 | Hugging models at Dutch fashion show, divorce faux pas (20@0:49:58) |
1:37:02 | Boris Johnson’s London public transport open container ban (30@1:05:00) |
1:38:11 | MGM Grand Air flight to Los Angeles with Sean Penn and family, “Hell hath no fury” |
1:40:13 | Molson Ice promotion at North Pole with Metallica & Hole (52@0:55:03) |
1:43:20 | 2005 Pebble Beach “most strokes ever” golf humiliation (915@0:45:58) |
1:45:19 | Idiotic “I was blotto” line from Swamp Thing appearance (91@1:03:20) |
1:46:51 | “It looks like I’m a grandma who’s lost control” racing a Chevy Geo (1108@0:27:53) |
1:48:19 | Outro: “now I know why Tina married me” |