0:00:00 | JCD: “Tell you what, I’m gonna go do that, by gum!” (0:12:24) |
0:00:35 | Rainstick hail in Austin, JCD’s crumbling Ikea lamp; JCD 3x3 celebrating nurses, “joyous and just education” with Jill Biden, and Opendoor “online flippers” native ad |
0:08:31 | Pfizer projects $26bn in 2021 vaccine sales thanks to Joe Biden: “visit vaccines.gum”; Andrew Cuomo tries “wind up killing your grandmother” scenario, JCD: “well he would know!”; Missy Modell Docta Docta Fauci parody; New Jersey “shot and a beer” incentive; “microtargeting” clinics, H.R.6666 COVID-19 Testing, Reaching, And Contacting Everyone (TRACE) Act; noxious CNN medical analyst Dr. Leana Wen lies about herd immunity, JCD: “there is no such thing as herd immunity before the 1800s”, addressing hesitancy “ideally by people in their communitymmm”, JCD: “jabs for Jesus”; Obama lies “it’s the only we’re gonna get back to all the things we love”; The Real “What’s Up Doc?” special with answers “straight from Pfizer’s Chief Patient Officer”; John Legend whines about systemic racism in Walgreens ad |
0:33:30 | Probable vasectomy recipient John Oliver bitches about Republicans in general and “scrunch-faced fear baboon” Tucker Carlson in particular; NPR on “mix and match” approach to vaccines in the UK; ACC on 1-in-15 incidence of autism in black boys, CDC “we have not studied vaccinated versus unvaccinated” from Robert De Niro documentary Un-Vaxxed, The Doctors producer: CDC whistleblowers banned from “all of television” by big pharma (CotD) |
0:46:40 | Open letter sent by Dr. Charles Hoffe after being threatened with medical gag order; EU’s plan for fully-vaccinated or recently tested Americans; rebranded Sunny Hostin: “we need to shun those that refuse to get vaccinated” so “you can’t spread it to other people that are vaccinated…”; ACC ponders his options when confronted by plans for his father’s funeral |
1:13:26 | Local Miami-Dade reporter finds piles of new in box ventilators at top of landfill; producer note on black market oxygen and COVID bed shortage in India; “science, science, science!” CNN running ads for SuperBeets; Finnish company granted patent for COVID-19 treatment with HCQ and ivermectin; JCD following CNN “hard-ass” Brianna Keilar; ACC’s theory that Trump’s Operation Warp Speed was a deliberate counter to Klaus Schwab’s dastardly plans |
1:28:26 | Producer Segment: “homes not handcuffs!” in Austin; Theodorable’s birthday selfie camera |
2:36:17 | Noodle Gun: WeWork documentary about millennials enticed by “Instagram dream”; Basecamp loses a third of employees to wokeness ban, “DMs are open” meme, JCD: “tattoo WOKE on your foreheads and hope to get a job”; jeweler Pandora ditches natural diamonds; Southlake Texas parents evict woke school board; South Dallas Democrat candidate Jessica Mason; former cop Brandon Tatum reacts to Derek Chauvin conviction: “President Biden is an idiot” |
2:53:56 | Second Half of Show: on the lookout for “rods from God” from out-of-control Chinese booster rocket; ACC’s Pentagon insider helping dispel hype surrounding forthcoming UFO report, US Navy NEMESIS Netted Emulation of Multi-Element Signature sensor spoofing technology; gutted and desiccated cows showing up in Washington |
3:01:59 | Breaking News: Bill & Melinda Gates divorcing, Bill’s intention to deny inheritance to children, “petite blonde” ex-girlfriend Ann Winblad |
3:12:19 | Brian Stelter indicts “First Amendment absolutists” on Facebook Trump oversight panel |
3:16:08 | NBC spook Richard Engel predicts “disaster” of US leaves Afghanistan |
3:21:11 | Maritime standoff near Jersey between UK and France over post-Brexit fishing rights |
3:23:59 | Donation Segment |
3:40:05 | “Stop pulling out your wee-wee!” iso; idiotic NBC report on coffee delivery by drone |
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