| 0:00:00 | JCD: “That guy just looks like a phony.” | 
| 0:00:40 | Global warming blizzard in Midwest; sweetened versions of Al Gore Our Choice poem | 
| 0:03:45 | Producer Segment | 
| 0:09:41 | Robert Gibbs laughing like an idiot; Gibbs in HBO Obama campaign documentary; CSI: Miami “it happened because reality just became real”; Gibbs won’t confirm “Barry from DC” call-in to Tim Kaine’s radio show | 
| 0:14:35 | Supreme Court rules that anyone can be held as an enemy combatant and not a person, “torture is a foreseeable consequence of the military’s detention of suspected enemy combatants”; Dredd Scott decision denying citizenship to former slaves and their descendants; Executive Order 12425 elevating Interpol above Constitution | 
| 0:27:51 | BBC speculating about top Christmas song, Killing in the Name Of | 
| 0:29:49 | Senate approves healthcare bill; Free Speech TV’s Thom Hartmann reads old Wisconsin law outlawing corporate contributions “of any kind” to political campaigns; insurance company stocks at 52-year high, Hartmann on Obama insisting on public option removed by Lieberman, JCD insider stock shorting theory, insider sell-off | 
| 0:45:01 | Howard Dean calls out David Gregory on Meet the Press over insurance stock prices; 10x normal volume of put options on airlines on 9/10, JCD: “Chicago pump and dump scheme taken to the limit”; Harry Reid repeal-proof subsection on Medicare Advisory Board | 
| 0:53:05 | Donation Segment: Jon Stewart’s Glenn Beck impression; Nielsen ratings for PBS | 
| 1:05:03 | Upbeat “fungal infections” side effect roster in Simponi ad; CDC warns about levamisole worm medicine in 69% of cocaine shipments, ACC: “this is great marketing” | 
| 1:12:36 | Army jails single mother Alexis Hutchinson for refusing to deploy; pregnancy forbidden for active duty military (JCDPPotD) | 
| 1:18:34 | ACC not all-in on fluoridated water, aluminum industry waste product, Legacy of Ashes CIA Vietnam pacification, EPA to regulate lithium and pharmaceutical waste levels in water; local bans on rainwater collection, JCD on Bermuda cisterns | 
| 1:30:07 | Climategate: Copenhagen being called a failure; Build-A-Bear animated video: “at the rate it’s melting, the North Pole will be gone by Christmas!”; Time to Eat the Dog book on sustainable living; IPCC chair Rajendra Pachauri accused of impropriety by Telegraph, “each penny of it goes to my institute”, “very generous honoraria”, “obviously the skeptics regard me as a target” | 
| 1:38:47 | Verichip delisted and rebranded PositiveID with nationalcreditreport.com’s Steel Vault | 
| 1:39:40 | Merry Christmas; ACC’s aircraft officially for sale, next show from Yosemite | 
| 1:42:19 | Outro: end-of-show Christmas song Mimi’s idea; Marc Faber on helping US economy by spending on prostitutes and beer; ACC’s synthesized dead battery announcement; Jonathan Coulton’s Podsafe Christmas |