| 0:00:00 | JCD: “When I was a kid I swear to God I don’t remember ever seeing women going whoooo! like that.” ( 1:27:01) | 
| 0:00:38 | ACC’s compression way up | 
| 0:01:42 | Producer Segment: No Agenda karma; request for artwork stickers | 
| 0:07:47 | No more mention of tungsten gold, Bernanke struggling for confirmation, heroin anthrax | 
| 0:08:29 | Distraction of the Week: Hope for Haiti Now concert, Alicia Keys “caterwauling”, ACC: “I swear to God I watched ten minutes and had to turn it off”; no tally of money raised, Entertainment Industry Foundation and nonexistent Clinton Bush Haiti Fund, Aristide “kidnapped” and sent to Africa, Clinton and Bush foundations; ACC’s donation link “untrusted connection” via blackbaud.comwith Equifax certificate | 
| 0:22:48 | Bill Clinton Special UN Envoy to Haiti, Hillary’s holdings in the north, Clinton Foundation’s $30M in salaries; Won-G Bruny on fighting red tape; MTV reporters gushing over military helicopters; Fox News Cashin’ In in on $1T given to Haiti since 1992, need for infrastructure; military keeping Cuba and Venezuela out; telephone ring loop over Reese Witherspoon “you can’t even imagine how much love and great wonderful energy is here today” | 
| 0:40:26 | Anderson Cooper on Sanjay Gupta “the only physician on-site” after other doctors shipped off by UN; air drop of supplies now that boots are on ground; Glenn Beck points out Stalin’s starvation operation for Ukraine; Won-G Bruny’s five planes full of doctors, mass graves | 
| 0:46:55 | George Cloony with eyes downcast at SAG Awards, no mention of Haiti, Drew Barrymore fail | 
| 0:51:33 | Dutch Haiti telethon radio station collaboration | 
| 0:52:12 | Donation Segment | 
| 0:57:38 | And Now Back to Real News: COINTELPRO plant Michelle Malkin, Gina Smith approached by CIA, Ron Paul CIA coup comment, Malkin’s Culture of Corruption Obama hit piece, JCD: “this book was obviously given to her by the CIA”, ACC on Family of Secrets; Valerie Jarrett “reptile to the max” bailing out Obama on Meet the Press, Obama teleprompter “precipice” stumble, Smedley Butler parallel; Blackwater flying drones in Pakistan, Haiti rumors | 
| 1:06:17 | Mainstream media all-in on Citizens United decision as moneymaking bonanza, uselessness of Republicans spending money in California because of Electoral College; Obama lie: “on my first day in office we closed the revolving door between lobbying firms and the government” | 
| 1:17:13 | Denialism author Michael Specter on PBS, commercials running on PBS home page | 
| 1:19:29 | WMD expert David Kelly’s autopsy records sealed for 70 years by UK government | 
| 1:23:29 | UKIP’s Godfrey Bloom to European Parliament: “Al Gore, snake-oil salesman, crook” | 
| 1:25:54 | Annoying SAG Awards whooo! scream by Jane Lynch, Howard Dean scream | 
| 1:28:17 | UK police to use spy drones in 2012 Olympics; HM Prison Weare prison ship; 42 Witness Against Torture Gitmo protesters arrested at Capitol | 
| 1:33:07 | 15 confirmed cases of anthrax-tainted heroin in Scotland, epidemiologist warns to users to watch for “high fever”, “contact local drug services for support”, argot.comdrug quiz | 
| 1:39:33 | Shanghai World’s Expo building spree for late March opening, incomprehensible Chinese financial announcer “liquidity soak up”, ACC: “I think we have to play this backwards” | 
| 1:44:10 | Bernanke’s confirmation difficulty; creditworthiness checked via social media; Obama proclaims January 20 National Angel Island Day; US Airways flight diverted over Jewish tefillin freakout; raw cruciferous vegetables to prevent cancer, JCD on flatulence from excess nitrogen | 
| 1:53:31 | Australian lamb promotion counter-ad on global warming due to animals farting |