| 0:00:00 | JCD: “Hey, your leg’s crushed — yeah, oh my leg’s crushed — ah, don’t worry about it, everybody hurts” ( 1:45:42) | 
| 0:00:39 | “Shot over the bow” Chicago earthquake to get Obama in line with Goldman Sachs bankers, “Obama Begrudges Quote About Not Begrudging Bonuses” article | 
| 0:04:56 | Producer Segment: “hit people in the mouth” outro | 
| 0:09:09 | ACC at San Francisco Marriott unlucky 13th floor, therapeutic power of eights | 
| 0:11:19 | Left-wing ruckus over pro-life Tim Tebow Super Bowl ad, violent Doritos ads, Audi green police; Colts players try to identify Ben Bernanke from footage: “he looked like a crook” | 
| 0:16:58 | PIIGS Portugal, Ireland, Italy, Greece, Spain in debt to tune of 12-20% GDP; Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling not worried about British pound; IMF economic hit men, Paul B. Farrell in Marketwatch: invest in gold and weapons; Obama economic report cites “Great Recession”, JCD on 1857 depression delayed by $3T gold glut, possible delay until 2017 | 
| 0:27:59 | Idiotic Robert Gibbs “eggs, milk, and bread” joke about Sarah Palin crib notes; Ron Paul on neocons infiltrating Tea Party; Pim Fortuyn’s assassination; C-SPAN’s searchable transcripts | 
| 0:34:09 | Google love story Super Bowl ad, no producers from France, DIY Google ad variations, CIA connection to Oracle and Sun; C-SPAN “Future of American Culture” event: immigrants in sod huts, Pat Robertson’s Regent University, America as “she”; Shiva statue at LHC | 
| 0:48:18 | Donation Segment: Three is the Magic Number jingle; noagendastickers.com | 
| 1:03:02 | And now Back to Real News: MTV drops “Music Television” from logo, Real World’s age | 
| 1:03:44 | Dutch coffee shops to put warning labels on weed; US Airways flight diverted due to passenger on medical marijuana, ACC: “this is not typical pothead behavior”, JCD predicts Jamaican violence report vs California ballot measure; California cities issuing fix-it tickets for revenue | 
| 1:10:47 | Sugar insider: stevia red herring for new sweetener to replace it, Rumsfeld’s aspartame | 
| 1:14:35 | Zug Switzerland, “the people that live there all have the last name of Inc.”, Pincus Green pardoned by Bill Clinton, laundering Clinton Foundation money | 
| 1:18:32 | And Now Back to Real News: bad acting from Law & Order: Criminal Intent with Jeff Goldblum and CSI: NY; YouTube zoom-enhance-rotate “the eigenvalue is off” compilation; security guard shoots two bowling alley smokers | 
| 1:26:18 | Pro-NATO Yulia “Princess Leia” Tymoshenko loses to Yanukovych in Ukrainian election | 
| 1:28:20 | Democracy Now “headline”: another US activist denied entry to Canada for Vancouver Olympics, JCD on Olympic ring handcuffs T-shirt, ACC on exploited Olympic athlete slaves; “freakish” lack of snow | 
| 1:32:35 | NOAA starting climate division, climate.govchart data ending 2004 or 1999, JCD: “the word grant seems to come up a lot”; H.R.2454 cap and trade bill, EPA home sale licensing | 
| 1:40:38 | Bollywood star Shahrukh Khan asked for naked body scanner printout autograph; judge messing with Charlie Sheen after domestic violence charges dropped; Pamela Anderson’s inevitable TSA body scan leak | 
| 1:44:43 | Callous Everybody Hurts cover for Haiti, JCD: “it’s sadistic”; ACC: Canary Islands next earthquake machine target, oil reserves and Abama Resort | 
| 1:52:31 | Anonymous kicks off Operation Titstorm over Australia’s flat-chested censorship; Australian “aging population” issues, Negative Population Growth propaganda scholarship contest | 
| 1:55:55 | $75 shopping vouchers from Gardasil | 
| 1:56:56 | Hannity: cap and trade bill to “cost the average American family three thousand jobs” |