0:00:00 | JCD: “Those things give you cataracts.” (0:26:00) |
0:00:34 | Gitmo Nation National Anthem |
0:01:59 | Chilean miner rescue distraction from UFO event, Hannity transition to national anthem, No Agenda opening theme used by Fox & Friends; photos of orbs in Manhattan and Germany; 33 miners and 33 hours, NASA copper mine; drunken goat “Adam is the idiot” correction |
0:10:01 | Producer Segment: Law & Order producer types; Scott McKenzie’s One Day in Gitmo Nation |
0:21:00 | No Agenda Primer testimonials; correction: last show’s “Sheila Dipshit” from Australia |
0:24:28 | TSA opt-outs to get “enhanced patdowns” as punishment, JCD: “absolutely nothing has happened in eight years, thirty thousand flights a day … and we have to walk through these idiotic scanners so they can see us naked?” (JCDPPotD); “behind-the-scenes process” Secure Flight program, “state of the art technology to ensure passenger information remains private” |
0:31:14 | Producers all-in on nullification, Supreme Court infallibility myth |
0:33:20 | George Clooney and John Prendergast at CFR, JCD: “classic economic hit man”, oil and Chinese workers in South Sudan, ACC: “send in Clooney!”, JCD Prendergast “there’s a lot of money to be made” medley, US all-in on spinning off independent South Sudan, Clooney spook theory; Ms. Micky’s Iranian friend: hikers “spooks”; California election ad madness |
0:47:13 | NCIS writer Speed Weed; “meme machine” Law & Order: SVU on the evils of soda: “Davey was twelve when he took his life, I tried to make him stop with the cola, but he was addicted to it!”, “pushes soda” meme, JCD predicts threat of political advertising ban; companies refusing to hire smokers; Law & Order: LA “this one’s not over ’til the fat guy gets tased” |
0:59:23 | UCSB Emeritus Professor Hal Lewis resigns from American Physical Society over climate change scam, JCD blocking outraged Twitter trolls, “I’m not there to take any guff” |
1:03:04 | Donation Segment |
1:11:20 | Wall Street Journal and CNBC articles on legal Congressional insider trading |
1:13:38 | Producer note on New Delhi Commonwealth Games security confiscating coins and house keys |
1:16:04 | Trains Good Planes Bad: underappreciated blue-collar railroad jobs; Boeing 787 video with failing oxygen masks, 3000 psi oxygen “bombs”; Philadelphia considering fines for not locking cars; checkpoint cheek swab trend and DNA, downward pressure on blood alcohol limits |
1:26:44 | China’s Got Talent winner armless piano player; Anderson Cooper outraged over Vince Vaughan movie trailer “electric cars are gay”: “those words are hurting kids”; BET Hip Hop Awards, ACC calls for No Agenda rap song to CVC’s amusement |
1:34:14 | Dutch hotels to register as ISPs for EU data retention; Amsterdam cashless shopping area |
1:37:16 | National Ignition Facility 1 MJ fusion experiment, JCD: “we’d probably lose Scott Adams” |
1:41:17 | CNBC “slobbering people”, George Soros “prolonged stagnation” warning, “always safe to blame the Germans”; “hot spy” Anna Chapman now working for Moscow bank |
1:47:30 | Fort Hood family member finally speaks out, request to delay court martial until after election |
1:55:00 | Michael Krikorian LA Times op-ed “Amazing No More” immortalizing JCD’s pet peeve |
1:56:07 | Debate between Jerry “crackpot moonbeam” Brown and Meg Whitman |
1:57:08 | Fields around main Australian military base in Afghanistan dominated by poppies; NCIS CIA drug money meme; UK “Blackwater of vaccines” Doctorcall marketing campaign |
2:01:12 | Stuxnet and SCADA systems, well-known Siemens default credentials, Windows NT 4 boxes |
2:03:15 | JCD “kissy-face” gripe; Madonna’s Photoshopped arms; Rick Sanchez disappears from Twitter |
2:06:43 | New Zealand martial law powers in response to Christchurch earthquake |
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