| 0:00:00 | JCD: “Let’s face it, he doesn’t know what a hashtag is from hash browns.” ( 1:41:00) | 
| 0:00:34 | FICO score being used to determine care insurance rates | 
| 0:03:05 | Two Libya bills in House of Representatives, Dennis Kucinich on White House treating Constitution like “doormat”, Ron Paul on H.R.2278’s stealth legitimization of Obama’s actions | 
| 0:08:15 | Barney “Twinkletoes” Frank turns media into “blithering idiots” with marijuana legalization distraction, “to get this discussion going” lie; CNN pessimism from stoned Tommy Chong | 
| 0:15:03 | Bill Maher’s audience aghast at his disillusionment with Obama; New York gay marriage law vs Democrat-controlled California’s inability to pass same or legalize marijuana; JCD stint as certified tax preparer, Ms. Micky’s 9.7% use tax; Rick Perry’s 2005 “adios, mofo!” | 
| 0:25:05 | Producer Segment | 
| 0:34:49 | FBI nabs Whitey Bulger after decades of covering up informant role, nervous New York Times journalist Abby Goodnough on sketchy anonymous tip story; JCD story: Silicon Spin guest who “froze”; journalist Kevin Cullen on FBI investigating “sightings” in exotic locales | 
| 0:42:21 | Geert Wilders found not guilty of inciting hatred, new integration bill abandoning “multicultural society”; Haiku Herman handing out €100k glossy brochures promoting new €240M “egg” European Council building, ACC: “they’re discussing Greek slaves eating rats to pay off the banks”, Van Rompuy offers banks “informal and voluntary rollovers of existing debt” | 
| 0:49:00 | Greek communist politician to Newsnight: EU like “autocracy”; ACC on meme of political elites deflecting anger onto elites, Lucifer Clinton on shenanigans of the Pakistani “elite”; Greek politician’s rant on “euro as a weapon to colonalize poorer countries” cut off by Newsnight | 
| 0:57:27 | ACC’s “gay-bors” reading Confessions of an Economic Hit Man; CNN report on psychics and astrologers reading the future of Ben Bernanke and the economy in general | 
| 1:03:15 | Obama “hello Pittsburgh!” for Carnegie Mellon University Robotics Institute; posthumous Medal of Honor botch with Tenth Mountain Division, “service” as presidential candidate | 
| 1:11:24 | Donation Segment: CVC’s friend Juan in need of podcast license; Hot Pockets 2008 Tour map | 
| 1:27:14 | John’s Gonna Hum The Sunday Times: bad photo of douchebag Republicans, natural gas “bubble”, Gaza building boom, Bay Bridge and “commercial jetliners” made in China | 
| 1:33:15 | Electric grid frequency experiment expected to cause havoc with clocks | 
| 1:39:30 | Douchebag John McCain tweets from Egypt rubbing shoulders with business elites | 
| 1:41:24 | Ask Adam: Frontline on WikiLeaks’ Arab Spring role, MIA Assange replaced by LulzSec, David Cameron’s friend Christopher Shale suicided; Iranian prison guards handing out condoms for “mass rape” of opposition; McLaughlin Group on huge US Embassy in Iraq, Berger Devine Yaeger’s “indefinite delivery, indefinite quantity” contracts, GSA Standard Form 33 | 
| 1:59:20 | Glastonbury U2 concert protestors roughed up over “U pay tax 2?” balloon; E. coli in France | 
| 2:03:28 | “Oh my gosh!” from Don Lemon over computer-generated Japanese pop idol Aimi Eguchi | 
| 2:09:52 | Release of Strategic Petroleum Reserves a premature move potentially leaked to speculators | 
| 2:15:35 | UN finds heroin cheapest in Belgium; Ray Nagin’s new book asserts he was in fear for his life from federal government; climate professor Curt Stager walks into ACC’s peak oil trap | 
| 2:20:27 | Repurposed BCG tuberculosis vaccine for diabetes; “she got sick being vaccinated” in 1950s Robert Mitchum movie; Gardasil for six-month-olds, smoking no longer causing oral cancer | 
| 2:28:24 | Margaret Thatcher channeling Nigel Farage in 1980: “no, no, no!” | 
| 2:30:09 | “The new kind of journalism, let’s play peeping Tom!” in 1950s film Run to the Sun | 
| 2:32:07 | Bill Maher elites all-in on journalism licenses; Judge Napolitano for end of show |