0:00:00 | JCD: “And you know what’s gonna come out? Fish.” (2:01:15) |
0:00:35 | ACC Red Book: new CNN news director lasts a year and then brings in hot chicks |
0:07:41 | And Now Back to Real News: Lindsay Lohan shilling on Twitter for National Inflation Association and 1-800-Muffins at $3500 a pop, NIA a pump and dump Alex Jones advertiser |
0:13:10 | Spokeshole Jay Carney announces Twitter Town Hall with “hashtag number sign ask Obama” |
0:20:04 | Bill Clinton to Wolf Blitzer on Obama voting against raising debt ceiling: “it’s nutty”; Carney cites “career people at the Treasury Department” for debt ceiling, “playing chicken” meme; Obama weekly address resurrects “corporate jet owners”, “we have to say to a medical researcher, you can’t do that cancer research”; Malia’s age “gaffe”; JCD: “classic Washington payback” for Obama’s lack of leadership, 2009 tax breaks for aircraft manufacturers |
0:32:04 | Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance drops case against “Dominique Smith-Kahn”, Sarkozy-Vance connection, coincidental resignation of DA sex crimes unit chief Lisa Friel; victim Nafissatou Diallo’s phone call to jailed boyfriend, lawyer going on about “bruised her vagina!” |
0:39:13 | Producer Segment: NBC News Trains Good Planes Bad and British royal newlyweds |
0:58:22 | National Strategy for Counterterrorism addressing “adherents” who are “inspired by” al-Qaeda, Presidential Policy Directive 8; “Usama” spelling a thing of the past |
1:05:06 | Compilation of “CIA mouthpiece” Fran Townsend stammering over her script, role on CIA and DHS external advisory boards, “look!” for losing battle in Yemen, AQAP “main al-Qaeda affiliate” poised to launch attack on US; BBC on cars “lining up for days” to buy gas in Yemen, “is this making them angry?”; Townsend: Pakistan “incredibly precarious”, “look!” at relations at lowest point in decades; guest reading Fareed Zakaria’s teleprompter line |
1:19:16 | Lucifer Clinton meeting lookalike Foreign Minister Trinidad Jiménez in Madrid, Gaddafi threatening retaliation for NATO bombing; CNN on Libyan women receiving AK-47s; Clinton in Lithuania: Syrian demonstrators “attacked with knives by government organized groups and security forces”, threatens “increasingly organized resistance”; Bloomberg on State Department and Microsoft teaching “tech camp” for activists in Vilnius with Twitter and Facebook |
1:33:43 | 750k British government workers on 48-hour strike over austerity, “there’s a bit of anger”, unblinking MKULTRA Ed Miliband repeats litany of “these strikes are wrong”, “reckless and provocative”, and “get ‘round the negotiating table” talking points four times to BBC |
1:41:29 | Donation Segment: ACC’s laser back therapy |
1:53:08 | John’s Gonna Hum the Sunday Times: new “Mixing Guns and Mental Illness” meme, John Lennon “closet Reaganite” during Carter administration; Dominique Strauss-Kahn case and forthcoming Mission Impossible — Ghost Protocol; “Iraqis hope US commandoes stay” meme |
2:00:59 | Keck Observatory spots Stargate over Hawaii; planes “punching holes” in atmosphere meme |
2:03:08 | German Green Party up in arms over health effects of phthalates in sex toys |
2:05:18 | Recruitment e-mail from University of Nebraska Intelligence Community Scholars program |
2:08:00 | CBS hit piece on House Republicans passing patent extension for Angiomax blood thinner; New Scientist article by Crop Protection Association’s Monsanto shill Dominic Dyer |
2:14:03 | 18 U.S.C. §607 forbidding solicitation vs “dinner with Barack and Joe” sweepstakes |
2:15:39 | Timothy Garton Ash to Charlie Rose on Germany running EU |
2:20:22 | “Blogger Bob” becomes “TSA Cancer Cluster Myth Buster”; Prince of Monaco’s bride attempts to flee; Google voice search; Ernest Hemingway’s FBI paranoia and shotgun “suicide” |
2:29:41 | Rep. Peter King calls for much mopre intrusive TSA, “they’re plotting somewhere to kill us” |
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