| 0:00:00 | JCD: “Turn out that being a podcaster means you are clinically insane.” ( 2:24:53) | 
| 0:00:34 | ACC’s mold allergy low energy and dizziness, Kardashian stalking nightmare; election riots in Egypt and Armenia, The Daily Express on shadowy EU plot to eject Great Britain | 
| 0:07:01 | HMS Ocean blundering around on the Thames to protect London Olympics, ACC: “that thing must be a bitch to parallel park”; Exercise Olympic Guardian preparing for 9/11-style attacks as well as “lower, slower type of target”, JCD: “the homeless”, apartment building surface-to-air missiles; helicopter cabin skit, “al-Qaeda jet fighter” at Gatwick | 
| 0:15:59 | The War on Chicken: Warren Buffet buys Meyn Holding; RSS runting-stunting syndrome | 
| 0:20:57 | Bin Laden raid situation room catering by Costco, Obama to Brian Williams: Navy SEALs indistinguishable from “accountants, or doctors, or worked at Home Depot”, cell phone cigar humidor, staff member’s rehearsed “because of the President’s decision”; Obama’s favorite show Homeland; weekly address: “it’s time to focus on nation-building here at home” | 
| 0:33:32 | Less Antman at Libertarian National Convention: Republican nominee “must want to kill lots of foreigners”, Obama “holds the record for most children killed by a Nobel Peace Prize winner”; JCD watching Gary Johnson’s nose-fiddling, nomination speech for end of show | 
| 0:37:26 | Bizarre Guantánamo Bay military tribunals for 9/11 “masterminds” held behind closed doors | 
| 0:40:21 | Producer Segment: JCD recommends The Osterman Weekend film | 
| 0:43:28 | ABC’s al-Qaeda “body bomb” report revisited; “Biden is totally unprepared for that post” plot to assassinate Obama, Anwar al-Awlaki’s résume, Richard Clarke compares bin Laden to Hitler, Inspire magazine’s “troubling” forest fire scheme, Australia named a prime target | 
| 0:54:50 | White Plains police who tasered and killed Kenneth Chamberlain after activation of his LifeAid necklace exonerated by grand jury; student Daniel Chong forgotten in holding cell by DEA | 
| 1:01:30 | Berkeley “hikers” arrested in Iran getting married, CIA’s attempt to recruit Gina Smith; FBI pushing “wiretap friendly” technology; British report on child pornography sponsored by Christian organizations; JCD predicts firing of Bill Maher for attacking Mormon church | 
| 1:13:39 | Warren Buffett minion Charlie Munger’s refusal to submit to prostate screenings, “I think gold is a great thing to see into your garments if you’re a Jewish family in Vienna in 1939” | 
| 1:18:04 | Lucifer Clinton’s stern warning for bullies, JCD fondly recalls “sticks and stones”; Common Sense Media “digital harassment”, Chelsea Clinton on board, “The Truth About Sexting” | 
| 1:33:48 | Biodiversitée: dead pelicans and dolphins off coast of Peru; American Bird Conservancy’s wind power Google map; IPCC report Managing the Risks of Extreme Events and Disasters to Advance Climate Change Adaptation: “virtually certain” we might have some warm weather | 
| 1:41:37 | Donation Segment: ACC’s castle in Belgium; ACC’s Manifesto ad; Hollande beats Sarkozy | 
| 2:02:52 | The Weekly Hooker Report: new rape allegation by prostitute against Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Colombian prostitute stiffed by Secret Service “bunch of fools” to the tune of $800 | 
| 2:05:24 | Annual Zombie Walk in Prague; Montreal students parading naked against tuition hikes; | 
| 2:08:57 | Blind Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng “escapes” just in time to serve as distraction from actual reason for visit by Lucifer Clinton and Timmy Geithner; Geithner’s office number 3330 | 
| 2:14:36 | Russia and Japan in talks over Sakhalin Island gas pipeline; drone strike on North Waziristan “militants”; “Halliburton loophole” oil & gas exemption in 2005 Safe Drinking Water Act | 
| 2:22:41 | BBC shilling for antipsychotics vs placebo; 70% of DSM-5 taskforce with conflicts of interest | 
| 2:26:33 | Best Buy joker uses customer’s phone to out him as gay; “wantologists” the new life coaches, seduction of Ms. Micky’s wealthy friend, Dutch “gerbil coaches”, meerkat.euscam |