| 0:00:00 | JCD: “That’s enough rainstick for today.” | 
| 0:01:05 | Rainstick update | 
| 0:02:12 | ACC has lost the Olympic fever; opening ceremony engineer Avdeyev hoax; Samantha Retrosi on Amy Goodman: shilling for Verizon | 
| 0:10:52 | Jane Harman to Brolf: “These suicide bombers or whoever…” | 
| 0:15:54 | Dinner with the O-bots: Richard Engel “you will be hacked” bullcrap; Rachel Maddow and Martijn Krabbé — separated at birth; childless by choice; “Putin’s a power-hungry dictator!”; Koch brothers at it again; USPS; Islam; Tom Perkins & John Doerr | 
| 0:41:44 | Producer Segment; ACC: “this vasectomy brought to you by Verizon” JCD: “Just like your calls get cut off…”; f-russia.com,waroncrazy.com,currydvorakconsultinggroup.com,slavestrong.com,sendkaletoafrica.com | 
| 0:53:54 | “Fuck the EU” jingles; RT on the Nuland/Pyatt call; “…Biden to give the current Prime Minister an attaboy”; State Department no-encryption honeypot; “the audio was extremely clear”; conference call; poking Putin; Merkel reaction; Jen Psaki fishing boat joke | 
| 1:22:31 | Dozens of gay protesters arrested in Idaho; four-person Swan Lake protest in London; Grindr message in Russia; Alyokhina & Tolokonnikova ousted from Pussy Riot; t.A.T.u. in opening ceremony; homoerotic ballet | 
| 1:32:15 | Sarajevo rubble | 
| 1:34:15 | Vicodin/hydrocodone as the gateway drug; poisoning heroin supply parallel with US government poisoning alcohol, Paraquat; Pat Buchanan: “Frankly, do you know who finished off the drug business in Afghanistan? The Taliban outlawed it and burned up all those fields…”; Harvard study on Facebook as a gateway drug | 
| 1:47:41 | Donation Segment: clinton-divorce.com; don’t use candle wax as sealing wax | 
| 2:01:11 | Nine months after Roswell incident, April 1948 births; JCD recommends The Day After Roswell by Colonel Philip J. Corso | 
| 2:07:07 | Self-inflicted wounds from a nail gun | 
| 2:08:16 | No Agenda Swine Flu Minute: parking lot flu clinic; ice pick lobotomies; hysteria and the invention of the vibrator | 
| 2:11:57 | JCD: “So Bill Maher is a douchebag” ageist rant with S.E. Cupp all-in | 
| 2:17:42 | Presidential podcast: “year of action”, “pen and phone” | 
| 2:18:31 | Samantha Power on Syria: voice pitch; Brolf & Jane Harman: “Syria is pretty close to Russia”, “Syria is the Afghanistan of 2014” | 
| 2:23:02 | Michel Martelly of Haiti at White House; “rubble’s been removed” | 
| 2:30:06 | Oman’s rail route to bypass Strait of Hormuz; Panama Canal delays, very large gas carriers, and Chinese Nicaragua Canal | 
| 2:35:55 | Fed: bank drills and stress testing February 15 & 16; Six-Week Cycle due March 15 | 
| 2:36:37 | Northern California power station attack; Brian Jenkins on Al Jazeera: 1970s New World Liberation Front bombing campaign against the grid; prelude to March 15 cycle?; “there are commercial opportunities here” | 
| 2:44:18 | Thom Hartmann RadCast segment (CotD) |