0:00:00 | JCD: “I’ve gotta take a dump, I dont have the permiiit!” (1:00:46) |
0:00:36 | SxSW: backstage with Coldplay; drunk driving in a Prius |
0:03:11 | ACC to possibly become the Honorary Consul to the Netherlands in Austin: ACC: “but here’s the best: I get diplomatic license plates” |
0:08:13 | Glitches in the Matrix: disappearing plane; no evidence of a crash; transponders turned off all the time; half-ton of extra Li batteries waiver; Malaysian object detected by military radar; centralized identification systems |
0:20:02 | Carbon War Room; Aruba partnership; frontal attack on petroleum business; “cost-negative gigaton-scale carbon reduction potential”; Lady Gaga’s Form 990 revealed, guidestar.org |
0:31:31 | The war on “bossy”: Sheryl Sandberg “changed the conversation”, “the other B-word” ACC: “uh, bolo tie? Bolero?”; “it’s because they fear being called bossy, or being disliked by their peers”; 66% of the work, 50% of the food, 10% of the income, 1% of the property; Edmodo and other NGOs; ACC prays fervently for Hillary Clinton’s election |
0:53:15 | Producer Segment: No Agenda art branding rules and style guide |
1:08:17 | Flight 370: Bill Nye on Piers Moron, holding a box |
1:09:07 | Snowden “seven proxies” event at SxSW, pushing encryption to the exclusion of all else; new single-slide “leak” on Facebook spoofing; Ronan Farrow on hero/traitor “survey”; Snowden “firefighters”; Sean Wilentz: “…Putin is launching a cyber-attack on Ukraine with a malware and so forth”, “Vladimir Putin’s lawyer is his lawyer”, “mirrors within mirrors” |
1:28:45 | Feinstein on CIA computer search, John Brennan: “we wouldn’t do that”; oath of office taken on Amendment-less Constitution draft |
1:36:20 | Liz Wahl Amber Lyon interview on CNN unaired Bahrain documentary (CotD) |
1:39:57 | Aborted Donation Segment |
1:40:10 | JCD’s PBS donation clip (CotD) |
1:42:07 | Donation Segment |
1:58:50 | Careless listeners spamming ACC and JCD with Flipboard |
2:01:42 | Ukraine: ABC News produced piece full of sound effects, “nuclear-tipped missiles”; Marco Rubio on “New American Century”; Dick Cheney: “Obama took it out to appease Putin”, JCD’s use of “tribute” |
2:20:25 | Sebelius on Pre-K: “a birth-to-five proposal”, “evidence-based”, ACC: “learn important skills like pooping!” |
2:24:11 | Sheila Jackson Lee’s “some 400 years” |
2:25:39 | Obama’s appearance on Between Two Ferns; Risk Corridor Provision insurance company bailout; why have open enrollment in ObamaCare? |
2:32:45 | Guess the TV Show: Sub Purgatory; CNN interview with Cosmos’ Neil deGrasse Tyson, JCD: “how can this have anything to do with science when it’s transparently political?”; Harry Reid on climate-change all-nighter, evil Koch Brothers (CotD) |
2:50:29 | Xeni Jardin on NewsHour: “what if this problem is just design limitations?” as the universal answer |
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