0:00:00 | Mooo! ACC: “Ughhh” Vwing! |
0:00:34 | Intro, thanks to Ramsey Cain |
0:02:40 | E. coli outbreak at Cleveland County Fair; printing Agenda 21 a good way to burn up toner cartridges |
0:05:33 | JCD working on a clip show; Ms. Micky’s Bobbi Eden shoot |
0:07:42 | Syria: charge cell phone with batteries in a glass of water, JCD: “the guy on PBS is an idiot!” |
0:10:55 | Obama won 2004 Senatorial race after release of opponent Jack Ryan’s scandalous divorce records |
0:14:00 | Climate change forcing women into prostitution, HIV risk; acid rain hoax, JCD: “if you think there’s a problem you cap, you don’t trade” |
0:19:28 | Dinner with the O-bots: Double Dip Recession Slave Stew |
0:25:09 | Mass media marketing films like Olympus Has Fallen, Gerard Butler: “we have a very powerful marketing department”, Rodman in North Korea working for Vice magazine, owned by Viacom |
0:34:07 | Rep. Diana DeGette on banning “magazine clips”: “the bullets will have been shot and there won’t be any more available” |
0:35:58 | $378bn in drug money laundered through Wachovia |
0:39:38 | Two affidavits in on the DHS Suzanne Barr sexual harassment suit |
0:43:00 | Lesbian bed death, JCD: “as long as one of the two partners is all cranked up on AndroGel things are great” |
0:47:48 | Hillary congratulates EU on how “unified and peaceful” it is; firebombs in Athens |
0:50:32 | Obama: “when it comes to national security, I mean what I say” |
0:52:05 | Chuck Hagel’s bizarre squeaking sound |
0:53:33 | Wacky The View opening for Israeli ambassador; Win Lose or Drone |
0:55:10 | Airbnb and Über: reputation-based markets; VHS won because of recording length, not porn |
1:00:22 | Intelligence agencies planting propaganda in overseas media |
1:02:35 | Gwen Ifill on Todd Akin: omits that Claire McCaskill is running against him |
1:04:59 | Intermission |
1:08:22 | Mac & Cheese Hot Pockets; Bilderburg protest zoo and BBC rant courtesy of Alex Jones; Matthew Lesko question mark suit |
1:13:52 | South American countries weigh in on CIA; Bolivian President’s “forced landing” to Austria, standard pilot strategies for making unscheduled landings: fuel system or sick passenger |
1:21:52 | JCD on winning top prize, people’s choice at COMDEX chili cook-off, ACC: “you called a modeling agency?” |
1:28:42 | Iceland referendum: no to austerity measures; Gordon Brown calling Iceland terrorist state; puffin choking, JCD: “go choke the puffin on your own time” |
1:33:04 | JCD on factory work: receiving clerk or inspector, high productivity via amphetamines |
1:35:37 | Riots in Northern France; American system virtually prevents unrest |
1:38:48 | Performatives: “let me say this about that”; Obama use of pronouns 100% female |
1:46:08 | Twitter bot @JamesMTitus from Web Ecology Project experiment |
1:48:55 | Andy Kunz promoting high-speed rail: “we have to build it”, nailed by Varney |
2:00:27 | Angela Merkel’s butt; 5000 Australians to testify on child sexual abuse cases; S.E. Cupp interview on millennial mindset |
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