| 0:00:00 | ACC: “Ooh, I won a Pulitzer Prize! I’m all wet!” ( 1:28:09) | 
| 0:00:34 | JCD’s new mike; ACC needs better road rig | 
| 0:04:27 | ACC adventures with the TSA: Dutch-speaking Mexican customs guy, Cancun Int’l airport security: “please keep your shoes on” signage, no slave scanner; compare and contrast Houston: “as of right now you have nothing”, lewd comments in Spanish; transition from State to Homeland Security; militaristic police recruitment videos, ACC: “vote everybody out!” | 
| 0:19:04 | John O. Brennan replacement Lisa Monaco on watching kids for radicalization: “we’ve crunched the data”, “we’ve looked at this very hard”, “comprehensive prevention model” | 
| 0:27:44 | TSA Pre✓ extended to all military and DoD/Coast Guard civilians; JCD on deliberate line slowdown to sign more people up; ACC to buy epaulets and salute everyone; red X on boarding pass allowing shoes through magnetometer; uniforms turn people into assholes | 
| 0:35:06 | New York’s #MyNYPDdebacle; RFPs for “viral videos” | 
| 0:39:26 | 2014 Social Media Marketing World atrocious Let’s Get Social song; Jill Duffey on TWiT asking about Coachella | 
| 0:46:35 | Cliven Bundy Alex Jones warmongering, ACC: “try not paying your taxes”; yet another bill in Congress to privatize income tax collection; JCD’s call from IRS for a John Dvorak in Kansas City, John Dvoraks, Adam Currys around the country | 
| 0:55:06 | Producer Segment: ACC’s Oreo pic, illegal QSOs in Mexico; mailvelope.com; year-old clip of Taco Bell native advertising on ABC News, “dishes as daring as they are delectable” | 
| 1:25:11 | Greenwald’s Pulitzer and book, ACC: “did your source want you to write a book and keep some of that for yourself, Grenn?”; nothing new on The Intercept, ACC: “payroll isn’t going through”; Snowden’s Guardian op-ed on Putin call, Putin a CIA agent? | 
| 1:39:58 | NATO and Russian military exercises, attack on one attack on all meme, Mike Rogers: “we’re not dealing with somebody who has the same rational thought process”; surrender of Ukrainian military vehicles; Kerry no mention of Crimea, reaction to Jewish identification hoax | 
| 1:58:17 | Matt Lee ambushes Jen Psaki on Donetsk bearded guy photos, ACC: “it’s been on Twitter, Matt!”; Douglas Herbert on Sloviansk, American mercenaries; Steve Cohen on Ukrainian civil war, Obama “containment” policy | 
| 2:16:58 | Obama in Asia: “Asian Crimea” meme; military base agreement with Philippines; Red Book: Malaysian regime change | 
| 2:22:25 | Red Book: Elizabeth Warren for President; Abacus Bank indictments, “a small bank wedged between two noodle shops”; Warren on student loans, to Mika: “I’m not running for President” | 
| 2:39:33 | Donation Segment: $54.20 = stonation; Kilbride No Agenda — Saving America novel | 
| 3:00:47 | Pearson Charitable Foundation to pay $7.7m settlement; English test product placement; barcoded Pearson scrap paper | 
| 3:07:20 | Wyclef Jean Haiti charity ended; USAID housing: a quarter the housing at twice the cost | 
| 3:09:18 | Chlorine gas in Syria; Portland pee | 
| 3:12:12 | IRS bonuses for employees behind on taxes | 
| 3:14:27 | FCC to “ruin net neutrality”; “fast lane”, “toll booth”; citizens broadband radio service | 
| 3:32:11 | “and poppy cultivation was allowed right up to the fence” in Afghanistan | 
| 3:33:01 | Chicken pox party recap | 
| 3:33:28 | 55 droned in Yemen | 
| 3:34:34 | Zohydro native advertising skit; Arnold Schwarzenegger Years of Living Dangerously skit |