| 0:00:00 | ACC: “Everybody looks like a douchebag now.” | 
| 0:00:39 | ACC ill but soundin’ good; Pop Austin art get-together; 102.9°, witch in the house on the hill | 
| 0:08:25 | Nigeria ebola-free; WHO 42-day magic number; Ron Klane’s atrocious toupee, world population clip; Obama “broken travel” revisited: “countries where there is a disease in place” | 
| 0:13:08 | Persons of Interest: “we can go to NSA’s sources, the back doors; I’ll do Google, you take Yahoo”; NSA CTO working part-time for Kaiser Alexander, NSA SIGINT director Teresa Shea’s NSA sub-subcontractor company Telic Networks | 
| 0:18:01 | Ted Cruz flight ban fear porn; GlaxoSmithKline CEO on vaccine development, indemnification; Ronan Farrow obsessed with bats, ACC: “hey Ooga Booga, did you bring the hand sanitizer?”, “is this also inadvertent contact of other kinds with these bats?” debunked; Kirby on rapid response team and Posse Comitatus; Red Book: Gabon next for ebola given Shell gas discovery; NBC cameraman “no more virus in my blood” meme; DHS designated airports | 
| 0:41:42 | Canadian Parliament Hill attack, ACC: “welcome to the party Candinavia!” | 
| 0:42:13 | Producer Segment: DM1 aluminum wallet; Twin Engine coffee; Ramsey Cain print tutorial | 
| 1:03:49 | Dr. Kiki “it was worth it!” revisited; JCD busted for “craisin” | 
| 1:05:13 | Hunter S. Thompson 9/11 reading: “baffled little creep like George W. Bush”; coalition coincidences; PBS: “mass shooting”, CBS: “this is a new kind of event for Canada”, Mansbridge: “people crying in the streets”, NORAD alert, Arlington security, ACC: “those jihadists are now attacking our dead people!”; Obama: “obviously we’re all shaken by it”; FBI and DHS lone wolf warnings for local police; Sharpton: “what’s the latest tonight in Iowa?” (CotD) | 
| 1:21:25 | Red Book: war on Twitter; Monica Lewinsky’s anti-bullying campaign, JCD: “I heard the campaign sucks”, “I was patient zero, the first person to have their reputation completely destroyed worldwide via the internet”; proposed British “internet troll” law | 
| 1:32:52 | Center for Strategic Counterterrorism Communications Welcome to the Islamic State land propaganda; air drop training hand grenades; Lebanon being roped in; Denver teenage girls, “Islamic State Group” | 
| 1:46:11 | White House fence jumper “attempted to kick the attack dogs”; Nashville police asked by Secret Service to “wave a piece of paper” to fake a warrant | 
| 1:54:15 | Hillsborough County “dropout” ban; no grades under 50% in Orange County “pupil progression plan”, JCD: “what are they, wine tasters?” | 
| 1:57:09 | Donation Segment: ACC’s ghetto pass revoked; ACC running out of steam | 
| 2:14:03 | Patrick Moore & Irwin Jackson climate change debate on Australian TV, “I’m actually not a professor”, NASA misquote, four atomic bombs every second meme | 
| 2:28:48 | Defective airbag NHTSA advisory for “Southern red states”; CNN swapped out for MSNBC on JCD’s dish system; Hollywood Reporter on television disrupting internet, Adobe spyware | 
| 2:36:56 | Palin brawl “best minute and a half of audio” | 
| 2:38:55 | Azar Nafisi: books “taught as handmaidens to something political or ideological” in college; Sinclair Lewis’ Babbitt; Common Core | 
| 2:46:11 | JCD on best projector choice | 
| 2:49:42 | Russian sub off Sweden, commander: “I would even go so far to say, as that’s fucked up” | 
| 2:51:18 | Total Oil CEO: $30bn Total/Gazprom deal | 
| 2:53:17 | Apple, Facebook paying for egg freezing, Sarah Elizabeth Richards: “so they froze for love” | 
| 3:00:48 | On the Media Jacob Appelbaum interview in the sauna |