| 0:00:00 | ACC: “Wait until the Texas oil companies close, there’s gonna be hookers for 35 bucks, don’t you worry, there’s going to be plenty of it.” ( 0:46:00) | 
| 0:00:36 | JCD slurring intro; ACC’s iRiver backup recorder; feedback on cross-cultural kissing, back-pounding, football butt-slapping; the search for high-five patient zero; toplessness in Europe | 
| 0:07:55 | Greek election day: Antonis Samaras claims all undecided votes; no one calling Syriza “communist”; the Goldman Sachs “free money” scam; ubiquity of loan renegotiation; George Papandreou — where is he now?; European Central Bank quantitative easing: “lights were flashing red across our dashboard”; US dual citizenship laws | 
| 0:27:45 | Oil price normalization, not deflation; Gail Tverberg to Glenn Beck: low price leads to low production, oil companies defaulting on loans, King Reagan synthoil “shutdown”, King Obama raising interest rates, Beck: Saudis staying in the game even at $10; Obama on energy, 2010 vs 2015: “for decades we have known the days of cheap and easily accessible oil were numbered” | 
| 0:46:31 | Producer Segment: Harry Reid also beaten uptripped and fell in 2011 | 
| 1:04:08 | Huckabee on “six hundred radio stations”, explaining Mike Rogers’ DJ job | 
| 1:08:55 | Mike Rogers to Brolf on Japanese hostage situation as “messaging deal”; Japanese TV analysis of fake video; “this terrorizes people enough that they think ISIS is actually bigger than it is” meta-analysis, jihadi competition meme, Rogers on Jihadi John intelligence: “you don’t want to disrupt any activities in that lineage”; delayed video; Kenji Goto audio recording in English, Haruna Yukawa still photo with oversized head on rump; Yukawa the homeless, genital-cutting, Manchu princess incarnation; Tom Brady on deflategate: “this isn’t ISIS” | 
| 1:35:44 | Super Bowl predictions: Patriots “lose by a gyp” | 
| 1:41:52 | NOAA 48%, NASA 38% likelihood of 2014 warmest year; Robert Papp pushing Frozen propaganda; Washington Post on “chemtrails crowd”, David Keith to Colbert on spraying additional 1% sulfuric acid into atmosphere, additional 10k pollution deaths, “you can do math” | 
| 2:00:41 | Je suis Charlie identity card Citroën/Renault discrepancy; Iranian Über driver on Netanyahu’s invitation as pretext for more settlements | 
| 2:06:22 | Youtuber Presidential interviews; JCD story on doing Tech TV with Leo in his ear; Obama: “the reason we even have colleges is that, at some point, there were politicians who said, you know what, we should start colleges”; Hank Green: “I’ve not had a lot of time to debrief” | 
| 2:12:33 | Donation Segment: “we need to kill them” ringtone | 
| 2:25:15 | BBG’s Andrew Lack likens RT to ISIS; RT needling on Saudi human rights under Abdullah, Prince of Wales sword dance, instability prediction; Jordan’s king tricked out of crown | 
| 2:31:07 | Boring Mill and Belinda Gates Foundation letter, sycophantic Nilai Patel interview | 
| 2:32:55 | Yemen coup: possibility for Houthi-US partnership against AQAP, “Yemen’s politics and intrigue makes the word Byzantine seem simplistic”; Iranian Central Bank ditching US dollar | 
| 2:39:50 | Ukraine: Mariupol bus explosion, “out of my face, please” American mercenary, Poroshenko with bus fragment in Davos, JCD: “so he’s a prop comic”, likened to MH17 and Charlie Hebdo, “we will win the terror”; Psaki “shut up slave” to Gayane Chichakyan on Ukranian Minsk Protocol compliance, Matt to the rescue; ACC on Psaki’s peculiar breasts | 
| 2:50:03 | Hillary Clinton’s Putin/Medvedev comedy act | 
| 2:51:34 | Kirchner backtracks on Alberto Nisman murder via social media; linguistic tea vs chai split | 
| 2:56:34 | Tech News: healthcare.gov“consumer data” trackers; automotive exhaust sounds routed through speakers; The Imitation Game snubs Polish cryptanalysts |