| 0:00:13 | ACC on mobile setup; JCD joke deconstruction podcast idea | 
| 0:02:20 | ACC’s continued hassling by customs, Costco card as photo ID, DHS’ multitude of lists, ACC threatened with body cavity search over failed radio deal; JCD on using call cards for long distance, SBC long distance phone slamming, account passwords in the clear; Mac grudge | 
| 0:11:01 | JCD all-in on Leopard three-week reboot cycle, Mac recommendations to avoid being the resident desktop support guy | 
| 0:14:08 | Anderson Cooper issues apology for Democrat shills at Republican debate | 
| 0:15:41 | Colorado State meteorology department predicted 17 hurricanes and got one; thousands evacuated in Europe over superstorm that failed to materialize, US media fails to report on anything European, Mevio’s international crowd | 
| 0:19:56 | Korean killed by exploding cell phone turns out to be hoax; Nokia battery recall | 
| 0:22:10 | JCD the air pollution expert, the virtues of coal fireplaces, “alien aroma to Californians” | 
| 0:25:29 | Comic Strip Blogger’s war with Nokia, PowerPoint “P.S. fuck you Adam Curry” | 
| 0:30:19 | Listener note on four-year-old trying pendulum retropsychokinesis experiment; JCD on finding the best-paying video poker machines | 
| 0:39:30 | Outro |