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756 Shemitah Cycle (2015-09-13)

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0:00:00JCD: “Right, I was trying to get you to go to bed with her.” (1:10:45)
0:00:34JCD’s “soybean gondolas” on the rails
0:01:05Six-week cycle: Joshua Ryne Goldberg Kansas City 9/11 plot, “distribution of information related to explosives, destructive devices, and weapons of mass destruction” via links, honeypotted via Twitter, “he did that, most likely, at the direction of the FBI, [he] wasn’t in total control of this operation”, pressure cooker bomb with rat poison, ACC: jihadi Jews
0:13:57Military analysts’ “targeting packages” being manipulated by higher-ups, Morell: “analysts get to say what they think without any interference”, inter-agency turf wars, Clapper orchestrating Senate panel, Rogers on cybersecurity: “are we gonna start to see a focus on the manipulating or changing of data”, Comey on Tor users: “they’re kiddin’ themselves”, on encryption difficulty: “my reaction to that is, really?”; Rogers: kinetic and cyber operations directed only by Executive branch; small fry ISIS propagandist Junaid Hussain droned
0:31:01CISA vote delayed until October, FireEye zero-day; GCHQ recommends “fewer and less complex passwords”, JCD on TV “keep him on the line” gimmick, NCIS magical password guessing
0:36:52RT on ISIS masquerading as refugees in Hungary; police throwing sandwiches to crowd, Fox News and Obama blame Putin, Nigel Farage on definition of refugee; David Muir tries to ask “why the exodus now”, JCD on hobo code, “Rick Steve’s Guide to Migration to Germany”; Reddit AMA with refugee in Germany: “are there ISIS jihadists among the refugees?”
0:55:32Donation segment #1; Angela Castaneda producing the I ♡ Laundry Tour
1:09:22Bernie Sanders’ people giving away buttons and bumper stickers, ACC’s O-bot neighbor, giddy millennials, Mark Levin’s anti-trump clips; compliment for Sarah Palin; Rick Perry drops out; Dan and Farris Wilks the new Koch brothers, “grew up in a goat shed”; House of Cards consultant media buy cut; Trump on Fallon, Biden on Colbert, JCD on Colbert as Jack Paar
1:30:07Paul Poundstone Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me! rant on dancing celebreties, Ellen to Hillary on e-mails: “I personally believe that women are held to a different standard than men”, JCD: “tell that to Petraeus!”; giggly Kanye announcement reaction
1:35:15Tim Cook: the iPad “instantly transforms into anything that you want it to be”, ACC recommends Triage e-mail app; Apple maps transit addition
1:38:02Joe and Mika bicker over Schumer’s Iran deal opposition; Rep. Bill Johnson’s apology to “Iranian nuclear attack” survivors in 2030, “smoking ruins of leveled buildings”
1:49:01Westwood One podcast listener statistics: “most of listening is done at home”
1:52:27Donation segment #1
2:04:21Second Half of Show: September 23 event, “33 things that will happen in September”; CERN Tara Shears: “2015 is… may provide the answer”; Google map “glitch” with underwater highways; Jerusalem numerology, French foreign minister: “we have 500 days to avoid climate chaos”, seven-year Shemitah cycle, “you mays be noticing quite a few sevens in all of this”
2:17:36Welsh town Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
2:18:51A week in the burn unit from vaping with an “e-cigarette” (CotD)
2:22:24New ABC show Quantico: FBI “protecting our nation’s best secrets”
2:24:06CNN breaks down 97% of scientists meme, “97% of that one third”
2:28:15War crimes in Yemen; sexist spacecraft plaques; new Facebook icon changing feature
2:33:55Allstate driver monitoring patents: selling data, driver physiology & behavior
2:38:55ISIS selling antiquities on the black market