| 0:00:00 | ACC: “Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy!” ( 0:38:43) | 
| 0:00:33 | Thanks to all the helpers and producers, ACC: “how amazing it is”; Nick the Rat’s Illuminati symbol in iTunes artwork, “destroy computers” mashup jingle | 
| 0:12:37 | Hillary barking dog episode, jingles; CNN lies about coughing episode: “she choked up so badly that she struggled to speak for a few minutes”, ACC: “I think she’s suckin’ on a bong, man”, “where’s Huma?”, sniffling on stage | 
| 0:24:40 | JCD retrospective of Hillary’s lies; Russian uranium deal and Clinton Foundation donations, panel exempt from public records disclosure, ACC: “Bill’s gotta go”; second former Russian anti-doping chief dies; debate over whether South Carolinians hate Jews | 
| 0:32:48 | Republican town halls, Bush 43 reading anti-Trump speech, Jeb’s gun tweet, Trump family “village of braggarts” tweet, Trump on RNC dirty tricks: “double-edged pledge”, on 9/11: “you may find it’s the Saudis”, Obama “wigs out” on Trump: “they’re all denying climate change … since the science is unequivocal”, nuclear codes meme; possibility of Ross Perot treatment for Trump; Scalia murder conspiracy theories; ACC’s Valentine’s Day biplane ride | 
| 0:48:42 | Mika Brzezinski “who am I describing” with Sanders to Trump, JCD on China’s currency devaluation, Apple scales back Apple Store freelancer hours; Trump on military budget: “we’re buying equipment that the generals … don’t want” | 
| 0:54:56 | Social Security fraud and Death Master File, 1.4M aged 112+ still with no death information; IRS digitization mess, direct deposit onto untraceable credit card | 
| 0:59:48 | Producer Segment: vapeyourkale.com; JCD’s lightning strike; KLBJ NA call-in promo | 
| 1:26:30 | Trump on San Bernardino iPhone: “Apple is absolutely in the wrong”, Carson: “what we need is a public-private partnership”, JCD: “heil Hitler”, Rubio on alternative encryption products, “Silicone Valley” partnership, Cruz on 4th Amendment; Apple ordered to disable auto-erase, enable passcode submission, disable delay, via signed image file, real legal question: forcing Apple to work for hire; ACC’s six-digit passcode, fingerprints not Constitutionally protected | 
| 1:51:32 | Rubio’s college affordability plans: alternative accreditation, “student investment plan”, JCD: “this sounds like indentured servitude … or Bowie bonds” | 
| 1:54:48 | K5ACCnews on Dutch repeater network amateur radio news, ACC causes a “pileup” | 
| 1:58:01 | US Marshalls arrest Texas man for delinquent student loan; free ambulance services | 
| 2:01:31 | Yatsenyuk survives no confidence vote, rampant corruption, new constitution “contract on a clear geopolitical goal … which consists of becoming a member of the European Union and NATO”; Russian Obama posters; Bolivian referendum and Morales’ girlfriend, $500k from National Endowment for Democracy, Chinese companies on the scene, ACC Red Book: zika | 
| 2:13:06 | Gas price comparisons, Deutsche Welle on output freeze proposed by Russia and Saudi Arabia, $1.5M barrels per day excess; old-fashioned gas pumps, two-stroke pumps with oil, Saab 92 | 
| 2:20:34 | Donation Segment | 
| 2:38:56 | Production issues at Grammy Awards; Stevie Wonder accessibility reference | 
| 2:41:59 | “ADA 508 trolls”; Google e-mail security-shaming; JCD error 53 article; Seattle “toilet wars”: man legally enters women’s locker room based on “gender identification”; gay misogyny | 
| 2:53:52 | Lawrence Summers: “halt the printing press” on $100 bills; Bill Clinton: “we are all mixed race”, ACC: “you coffin is over here, Mr. Clinton”; CBS: Obama voted for Alito filibuster, Joy Behar: “his color has something to do with it”, the “Whoopi poopie” | 
| 3:01:52 | Tavis Smiley “musical plenty” vs Napster |