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996 Rats on a Plane (2018-01-04)

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0:00:00ACC: “Yeah, uh, whihhh.” (2:39:04)
0:00:35JCD garbage day confusion, “you just throw your shit out the window”; Intel chip Meltdown “glitch” fix with potential 30% slowdowns; JCD jostled awake by Berkeley earthquake
0:06:49CBS on “bomb cyclone” vs “bombogenesis”, “it’s something that happens every year”; “yeah baby” iso; frozen-faced woman on the street; CBS “classic bad segue”: “but first, the Arctic chill between President Trump and his former chief strategist” from Jeff Glor (BCotD); John P. Holdren and 1970s global cooling; 9° average temperature; Chicago to tie 1936/1895 cold record; icy Georgia roads, snowy Tallahassee palm trees; JCD on 1970s snow in San Francisco; polar vortex contributing to global warming meme, ACC on LEED certification power outage
0:19:00China to regulate Bitcoin mining power usage; chocolate to disappear by 2050, Mars & “brainiacs at UC Berkeley” gene-editing cacao, JCD: “put an egg on it by the chocolate people”
0:22:04ACC on food analysts shrinking packaged foods and boosting addictiveness; Amazon mac & cheese button from producer; Amazon Echo patent for “statements of interest” surveillance, JCD on hacking personal surveillance device; New York Times on bundled computer games spying on TV habits, JCD on useless butt-dialing audio vs ACC on music “sound signature”
0:37:46Trump nuclear tweet media hysteria compilation, Anand Giridharadas: “never have we seen a man whose profound sexual and masculine insecurities are literally threatening to annihilate the planet”; Reagan “we begin bombing in five minutes” joke, Soviet high alert reaction: “the Russian might have been drunk” speculation; JCD on pro-Hillary “pantsuit brigade”
0:46:22Trump rotation “unhinged” phase, Democracy Now on Goldwater Rule vs “duty to warn”, The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump author on shrink “coalition”, dangerouscase.org “discourse with us”, “loose grip on reality”; JCD on keeping Trump rotation in the news for 2018, bogus bestseller status; Facebag “Pantsuit Nation” group
0:58:57Producer Segment; Sir Anonymous CPA: billionaire taxes increasing across the board
1:15:58Producer screenshots from employer’s Tinder-like rhabitapp.com “behavior scoring app”
1:19:29Oregon to allow self-service gas stations, JCD: “margin squeeze”
1:21:11Michael Wolff’s Fire and Fury: bogus Trump Jr. “treason” meme, Kushner whipping boy; CBS on Bannon “lost his mind” tweet, “I like Mr. Bannon” whipsaw; CNBC on “my button works” tweet; NBC puker on Ivanka-Jared political aspirations, bullcrap Trump rotation “slob” story
1:36:34Jeff Sessions “good people don’t smoke marijuana” crackdown; Trump to announce “the most dishonest and corrupt media awards of the year”, JCD: “James Woods”
1:41:21MGTOW “Men Going Their Own Way” “statement of self-ownership”; war on gamers and deadly Kansas swatting incident, sketchy NPR YouTube caller clip, Rep. Katherine Clark on upcoming legislation, JCD: “these guys are covered with body armor!”
1:55:27Study links CSR Corporate Social Responsibility to employee “shirking” via moral self-licensing
1:59:41Donation Segment: Dvorak Awards for Excellence in Communication and frame relay
2:08:48Alaska Airlines 915 cancelled in Oakland due to infestation by rat, rambling passenger names rat Mark Davis, ACC: “service rat!”, JCD: “industrial espionage”
2:11:59Iran’s place among Wes Clark Seven; Daniel McAdams on Ron Paul Liberty Report: “they all woke up one morning and eggs were expensive”, “peaceful protestors” like in Ukraine; new CIA cabal Iran Mission Center, MEK Mujahedeen-e-Khalq conveniently removed from terrorist list; Obama diplomat Dennis Ross “corrupt government” talking point, NCRI National Council of Resistance of Iran’s Maryam Rajavi: “regime change in Iran is within reach”; CNN panelist’s “do you stand with the Iranian people” slogan, “leading sponsor of terrorism” meme debunked
2:22:58Netanyahu denies Israeli involvement and goads Iranians on; Mike Pence blathers at Voice of America’s Greta Van Susteren about social media reach; natobases.noagendanotes.com
2:32:09Martin Kaplan & Lear Foundation media influence revisited, anti-CIA NCIS
2:34:33Bogus New York Times Trump interview arranged by Chris Ruddy; Nikki Haley “we don’t think we need a Band-Aid and we don’t think we need to smell smile and take a picture”
2:36:24CNN New Year’s Eve dope-fest, Anderson Pooper gay-fest with Andy Cohen, Pooper outrage over cancellation of voter fraud investigation due to uncooperative states
2:44:07Huma Abedin’s forwarded passwords to Yahoo account; California middle school “leaning in” for rape victim teacher, hipster “deeply deeply saddened with what’s transpired and that just makes me very very sad”; 1975 Harper’s Magazine article and SJW state hospital closings “de-housing” leading to “war against homelessness”, JCD on blame for Reagan, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest propaganda