| 0:00:17 | JCD on last-minute Christmas shopping “travelers”, ACC enlists CVC’s spying prowess, Mimi “edict” on used & handmade gifts, JCD’s house interior “eclectic” | 
| 0:03:50 | Steven Brill’s Verified ID contractor for TSA CLEAR program, ACC: “my wife doesn’t want me to talk about this stuff any more”, JCD proposes “you want my autograph” experiment; ACC reading Confessions of an Economic Hit Man; 9/11 truthers at KGO handing out DVDs, WTC 7, nutty Alex Jones, pilotsfor911truth.orgblack box FOIA altimeter discrepancy; J. Orlin Grabbe on Clinton body count assassination via plane crash, disappeared from internet | 
| 0:19:56 | Election disinformation campaign beginning, Rush Limbaugh’s “the Huckster”, McCain-Giuliani ticket vs “flu-like” bug, McCain getting “cocky”, JCD: next president Republican | 
| 0:29:32 | Filibuster over telecom amnesty in new FISA law | 
| 0:33:01 | JCD’s folded printout note-taking regimen, “a million people probably already sent you this” notes, JCD on calling in car accidents | 
| 0:36:58 | Kissinger on unwinnability of Iraq and Asian “saving face”, $1T sovereign fund for Saudi Arabian infrastructure, Waterworld “go juice”; JCD “French → IBM” note; sexual harassment and unpublishability of office romance book, freedom of speech issue | 
| 0:46:28 | Best of Show with Fred Willard, handicapped skateboarder joke, ACC story: insulted by Martin Mull at CableACE “ditch digger” awards | 
| 0:50:55 | In search of an opposite to Rush Limbaugh, Oxy deafness; JCD on summer factory jobs | 
| 0:55:57 | FBI to build $1bn biometric database | 
| 0:58:21 | JCD’s Christmas in Washington; Google feed comparison; Patricia fooled by Yorkshire Tea | 
| 1:03:50 | Outro |